DENDRITES

 

 

On this page Dr. Felsen will publish some of his deepest thoughts about everything and nothing. Many persons are interested in his wisdom and many others might find among his thoughts a hook-up sentence. At the bottom of this section, the visitor will find a FAQ (Frequently Abhorrent Quadrantectomies) section. In it all your eager questions will be properly answered and you will feel a little closer to the greatest man on earth.

 

  1. I am Dr. Felsen. You must trust me your life, give me your money and your sisters. Damn it, I am a physician. TRUST ME!

  2. In this godless time, we will find only three trusty gods: early Carcass, Slayer, and Dr. Felsen himself. Worship them, listen to their word, and drink beer.

  3. Fibrosarcoma has released one EP. BUY IT!!! You shall not download it from internet or burn it. BUY, BUY, BUY!!! This is a time of fat lazy bastards seating before a computer screen and downloading tons of crap. You want your crap, you buy it. Go out! Move that hairy fat ass of yours. Dr. Felsen will not sell you Fibrosarcoma's upcoming releases, you must go out and BUY them.

  4. Underground metal is nowadays a myth. Underground metal is hard to find, and brutal as 60 pounds of shit in your intestines. Fibrosarcoma will be an underground band forever. Dr. Felsen will never release more than one hundred copies of an album and will not play on a stage. Do you think I am stupid? Tell your grandma about it, I give a shit.

  5. Beer and sex are the essence of metal music. ART MY BALLS!

  6. I am bored and need a beer.

 

FREQUENTLY ABHORRENT QUADRANTECTOMIES

  1. Dr. Felsen, are you the most handsome man alive? Probably.

  2. Is your cock larger than your arm? Yes, it is, and my arm is certainly a large sexy arm.

  3. Did you come up with the idea of creating Fibrosarcoma while a whore was rubbing your forehead with her knee? Yes, but it was my armpit.

  4. What do you enjoy the most? When I perform breast tests on women.

  5. Did you cut your dick off and send it to your rival Dr. Phil as a threat? Not quite. I did cut it off, but I stuck it all the way up your mother's ass.

  6. So you are now a dickless moron? I may be a moron, but dickless... NEVER!!! As in lizards, whenever a member of mine is mutilated, it grows anew, it grows larger and more potent though. So that's why I keep cutting my dick off and sticking it up your mother's ass.

  7. Will I meet you someday? I hope not.

 

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