BIOPSY
Dr. Felsen was born in Mexico City in some year that he is unable to recall. He was a regular child with a regular obsession for corpses and naked wenches. He decided to study medicine in order to help humanity, or at least he told so to the Dean. After he graduated, Dr. Felsen got a job at the City Morgue -nonetheless, he was fired when some fellow pathologists caught him kissing a dead nubile's ass with insane delectation. His license was revoked as well and Dr. Felsen's doom started. He continued attending female patients without a license but with a serious sexual urge. The murders started as well.
Dr. Felsen created Fibrosarcoma in 2003 and during that year he released an EP. It is a one-man band and that way he wants it to be forever. Since the police and some angry husbands are looking for his ass, he will NEVER play alive. This band is supposed to free Dr. Felsen from his urge to kill and have sex... It does not work though. Whether Fibrosarcoma is important for your life or not, he does not care. He will finish it whenever he gets bored. Some medicine students have seen in Dr. Felsen a prophet, a visionary, a genius. Some others believe he is a madman and he should be in a mental instition. Even though I am supposed to be objective, I must say that I believe he is a complete moron.
[Taken from: Steinweiler, Dr. Felsen. Am I handsome or what? Prick Publishing Co., 2001]
