A sinister voice proclaimed, "I... am... Iron Man" over the P.A. system before the instantly recognisable riff from the Black Sabbath classic "Iron Man" sounded. A long, blond-haired wrestler stepped through the curtain, nodding his head lightly in sync with the drumbeat. He began to make his way down to the ring to a mixed reaction from those in attendance. However, his arrogant smirk was earning him more jeers with every passing second. The people didn't know who he was, but they could assume from the video on the Titantron that his name was "Krame", and that he was "Fate's Warning." It also said something about not being a suck-up, right after a glorious shot of General Manager Chris was shown.
As he stepped into the ring, he gazed at the crowd for a moment before climbing the turnbuckles and raising his hands. Taking a microphone, he said, "Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I am Krame."
"It's Krame, Cole," Tazz repeated. "Do you know Krame, I know Krame. He's a great guy."
Brushing his hair behind his ears, Krame continued, "I just thought that I would come out here and introduce myself to all the people here tonight." The crowd's cheers soon turned to jeers when he added, "If they can be called people."
After a few moments of catcalls, he laughed and said, "Ah, I'm only joking, you're alright. But seriously, I decided to come out here and introduce myself because I feel that you deserve to know who that ravishing young man is who will be beating the holy hell out of WOW Men's Champion Irishivoryfan in the main event of Velocity later tonight. But, alas, you will not see a new champion crowned for numerous reasons. Firstly, I have no problem personally with Anthony, and I wouldn't want his title reign to be so humiliatingly short. Secondly, what about Derrick? Would he get his title shot at the PPV if Anthony lost the belt beforehand? Finally, the main reason is... it is a non-title match-up. But hey, I'm not complaining. What kind of employee would I be if I did? I am just glad that Chris the Brilliant gave me this opportunity in the first place."
"Chris the Brilliant?" Cole repeated. "Jeepers, is Krame a suck-up or what?"
"Hey, I heard that!" Krame shouted, turning to face Cole. "And no, I am not a suck-up! I am just giving credit where credit is due. Keeping to the topic, you suck, Cole."
"Ha, ha! I like this guy," Tazz commented.
"So, anyway, yeah," Krame said. "In conclusion, I'll see you all later tonight and, Anthony, you'll see the ceiling lights later tonight." The riff to "Iron Man" rang through the speakers again as Krame dropped the mic, gave Tazz two thumbs up, shook his head at Cole, left the ring and made his way back to the locker room.
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