A sinister voice proclaimed, "I... am... Iron Man" over the P.A. system before the instantly recognisable riff from the Black Sabbath classic "Iron Man" sounded. Krame stepped through the curtain, nodding his head lightly in sync with the drumbeat. He began to make his way down to the ring to a mixed reaction of cheers and apathy from those in attendance. His valiant effort on Velocity against Irishivoryfan but eventual loss was establishing himself as someone to cheer for..
As he stepped into the ring, he gazed at the crowd for a moment before climbing the turnbuckles and raising his hands. Taking a microphone, he said, "Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I am Krame."
"It's Krame, J.R.," 'The King' repeated. "Do you know Krame, I know Krame. He's a great guy."
Brushing his hair behind his ears, Krame continued, "I came out here to address a match that I participated in on Velocity, and a match that I will be competing in on SmackDown! In reference to the former, I would like to pose a question: Why, Anthony? Why did you resort to cheating like that? I was hoping that things could work out between us, us being SmackDown!'s resident Irishmen, but then you went and stole a victory away from me. You distanced yourself away from me on Velocity, but one thing that won't be distanced from you is my fist on SmackDown! later tonight."
Krame nodded his head and elaborated, "Tonight I will team up with the Number One Contender to Anthony's title, Dereck, to face the man himself, Irishivoryfan and his partner William."
"Oh, mah GAWD!" J.R. exclaimed. "That will be a slobber-knocker of a match tonight, folks!"
"Oh, shut up!" Krame shouted, turning to face J.R. "I am trying to talk here, I don't need your unhealthy offerings of frantic screams of clichés and hyperbole."
"Ha, ha! I like this guy," Lawler commented.
"So, anyway, yeah," Krame said. "In conclusion, I'll see you all later tonight and, Anthony, you'll see the ceiling lights later tonight." The riff to "Iron Man" rang through the speakers again as Krame dropped the mic, left the ring and made his way back to the locker room.
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