Message from me:
This is not to offend anyone. If
it does, please do not let me know because I honestly don't want to hear about
it. I am not pro war, no where in this (supposed to be) funny list of "rules"
does it say so. So keep it shut. Again, sorry if it offends you. But it's your
choice to read it or not.
With war, many of us will encounter "Peace
who will try and convince us that we must refrain from
stopping a regime that still boils it's subjects in oil.
A regime that slaughtered women and children when
they invaded their peaceful neighbor.
These activists may be alone or in a gathering...most
us don't know how to react to them. When you come
upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are
the proper rules of etiquette:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their
Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very
interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge
is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this
to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably
use many arguments, ranging from political to religious
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any
punch them in the nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they
be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that
violence only brings about more violence and remind
them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are
really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved
attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a
solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they
really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then
that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this
hit them much harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are
and the idiot realizes how stupid an argument he/she is making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking
unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a
nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with.
Perhaps at a high cost.
We owe our military a huge debt for what they are
do for us and our children. We must support them and our
leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either
strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.