All here at the Church of Ju-Jitsu Janissaries of Saturday Saints, or Yaddites as we are more commonly known, are dedicated to the concept of everybody being equal in the eyes of Yad, our Father and Lord of All. We are believers who devote as much time as possible in our daily lives to the three noble pursuits of daydreaming, sunbathing and the 6 day weekend. We are a non-denominational, non-congregational, multi-national body who require no money from believers and no worship beyond those set out in the holy Prati Gai. This church has been founded in an attempt to bring the message of Yadrutas to people all over the world.
For more information regarding this Church including how to join, what is required of our followers and the basic tenets of our religion, then click on the links below.
The Great Kahoony, Yadrutas-Krowylno, or 'Yad' to the Chosen, is a mystery to us all, even
amongst the leaders of the Church. His all-powerful all-seeing suntanned auspices are
something we can only aspire to and strive to emulate. The message of Yad has been passed
down from generation to generation, that being
"Go forth and sunbath as I intended, Go forth and daydream as I intended, and make sure you spend 6 days a week doing it, or else I will be pissed"
Well, there you have it, the site dedicated to the Church whose only goal is sunbathing, daydreaming and a six day weekend. It has been quite a while since i last updated this page, and I think that is due to too much daydreaming on my part. But hey, at least I am being as holy as possible. We now have followers in 6 different countries, and are looking for even more to join as time goes on. If you have any questions about this page or anything in particular relating to daydreaming, sunbathing or the like then contact us at email@example.com.