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I AM THE BUBBLE WIZARD .
MORE MADNESS 8-6-03 12:45 AM
Some more icon madness for
your pleasure...
ICON MADNESSSsssSs 8-5-03
1:39 AM
I had much
to say here but I have forgotten it because I have been MAKING ICONS FOR
YOUR AIM BUDDY PLEASURE. I said you can now comment on each picture page
but I am wrong for some strange reason it will not work. USE THESE ICONS
BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST. COMMENT ABOUT MY WORKS I AM TRULY AN ARTIST
EXPECT MORE ON THE WAY. JUDY GARLAND IS HOT STUFF.
Jesus is coming...SO LOOK
BUSY! 7-27-03
Well
I haven't updated in a while so I decided I should. I put some pics up
from the 80's DANCE PARTY. I also put a comment link on every picture page
so you can add and read what people are saying. Yesterday I went to
ARTSCAPE with the fabulous MARY DENNISTRY. We went there in search of art
and art we found NONE. All that was there were places where you could buy
food like CRAB cakes and FUNNEL cakes and CAKES MADE OUT OF CAKE MIX. It
should have been called FOODSCAPE or artESCAPE. The only thing that was
cool was a tent that was giving away FREE BOOKS. I would have got one that
was titled NOOOOORRRRRRRRAAAAAH but I did not feel like carrying said texts
around. They also had cool science books. One book had IS-LETS of
LANDERHOUGHS which are CELLS IN YOUR PANCREAS that form an IS-LET and tell you
HOW TO DIGEST. We called everyone we knew on the ride home from FOODAGE
land. We asked Jamie Engles to hang out with us...he was with Nick and
DAVE. When we asked Jamie he was like uhh ummm uhhhhh er uhh um HOLD ON.
Then he said he would call us back...BUT CALL US BACK HE DID NOT!
OUTRAGEOUS!!! I hope I didn't miss his phone call! I'm still waiting for
the calllllllllllllllll ahhhhhh my life is RUINED. Any who..Steve's bitch
ass Aunt apparently was TRYING ON LIPSTICK IN CVS AND THEN PUTTING IT BACK ON
THE SHELF. This is what shift supervisor LANA says. She accused PAT
SMITH AUNTY OF STEPHRDON MEGABORGDRONZ of TESTING THE LIPSTICK. She
exclaimed "DON'T DO THAT ITS A HEALTH RISK" Pat Smith then said she did no
such thing and wish to speak to the MANAGER OF ALL CVSes IN THE WORLD OF
PHARMACY PHARM STORES. This is what Pat Smith tells me. Lana then
says today that "SOME WOMAN WAS TESTING LIPSTICK ON HER HAND AND I TOLD HER SHE
COULD NOT PUT THE LIPSTICK BACK." Apparently there was some big argument
that I missed but I still think its lovely. I bet PATTY SMITH was
testing the lipstick and since she is a BORGRDON and stuck up...was appalled
when SHE GOT CAUGHT. Maybe I am wrong and LANA WAS SEEING THINGS.
PATTY SMITH AND KAY BOGDAN came into CVS and I waited on them while LANA was
close by. They were still making fun of her raspy voice...caused by
years of smoking. Lana has since quit smoking because she was diagnosed
with some sort of cancer and is now in remission. I think it is funny how
they were making fun of her voice when telling me the story...while they were on
their porch...smoking their...cigarettes which will eventually cause the same
voice problem to THEM. Oh well...please comment and make me feel loved.
P.S - There is an EASTER EGG (aka hidden secret surprise link or picture)
somewhere on the site...either added or will be added in the next few hours or
days...keep on checking back to see if you can find it...also check back for
clues
Hey there cutie let me buy you some tea
and be my Canadian IDOL... 7-20-03 11:59 PM
So I am back. I had a
grand time. I have so much to tell everyone that I am having an overload,
thus I am going to forget to say some VITAL things. Canada was GREAT as
always. I am already going through some MAJOR WITHDRAWAL. For
starters I am addicted to a drink by sprite called SPRITE ICE. They don't
have stupid SPRITE REMIX up there but SPRITE ICE. Let me tell you this
drink is absolutely delicious. The fluid would make my taste buds happy.
It tasted like sprite with SPEAR-A-MINTS. I am also going through CANADIAN
IDOL withdrawal. You know it's like AMERICAN IDOL BUT WITH CANADIANS OR
PEOPLE FROM CANADA. Let me tell you this show is the greatest show in the
history of greatest shows. First of all most of the contestants ARE
HORRIBLE, but some are REALLY GOOD. The judges are kind of WEIRD, and they
have one guy that is kind of like that Simon character. he is always like
"THIS REMINDS ME OF AMATEUR HIGH SCHOOL NIGHT HARDY HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!"
But one contestant really caught my eye...well just look for your self:
his name is
RICHIE WILCOX, and he is quite ODD! I mean this guy is a laugh riot to
watch...he is just so ODD. One of the judges was like YOU ARE SUCH
AN ODD FELLOW BUT I CANT FIND ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOUR SINGING. I don't
Know
you just have to watch this guy sing and talk he is so weird but I AM IN LOVE
WITH HIM. Lucky for him he was selected in the top 3 out of his group of
10! I hope he goes all the way! He was number 3 after some guy who
reminds me of ELVIS and some CHICK WHO COULD NOT SING. I really hope he
wins it I would definitely buy his CD because he is SO WEIRD AND MY IDOL.
Click
here to listen (and watch) RICHIE WILCOX and the other finalists sing (as
well as a back stage interview with the LOSERS) (after clicking on the link you
may have to select dial up connection if you are on a dial up, then hit close
and then hit the link again). Everyone should do it even if on a dial up I
did and it still came out beautifully. Also everyone should click to look
at
PICTURES OF RICHIE WILCOX he is just so...ODD!! for more Canadian Idol
insanity go to idol.ctv.ca I really wish
I could watch it here...hopefully I will be able to download the shows on kazaa
or something. Only in Canada could someone so cool and ODD AND ODD AND
AMAZINGLY ODD BECOME AN IDOL CANADA ROCKS!! You should also check out the
pictures of BEBE BUFFOON or whatever her name is...they get pretty funny toward
the end trust me. Anyway that is all I have to say now...im sure ill think
of stuff later..its great to be back and please give me a call sometime and WHAT
NOT. Please leave comments...especially about what you think about RICHIE CANADIAN IDOL WILCOX.
Rock on Linthicum Heights...
Rock on Mt Airy...
Western Union is
the best way to send money!
I thought this kind of thing only
happened to Steve's family... 7-6-03 12:20 PM
So we left for Canada
today...didn't get very far. We got like 6 miles up the road when our AC
shut off...and we can't make the trip without AC TO KEEP US COOL FROM THE TOAST
TOAST TOAST as STEVE WOULD SAY. He must have put a spell on us.
Anyway my dad is out trying to get it fixed right now, and I think some guy is
working on it so if it is fixed by 2 PM we are still leaving...guess that's it,
continue to comment on the comment threads below...
We stand on guard for thee... 7-6-03
12:40 AM
So
tomorrow I go to Canada... I won't be updating for a while, so make sure
you guys keep the convo going on here so people don't forget about the site
hehe. I'm sure my buddies will post any developments on here. I will
be signed on my mobile AIM name , Razor Remix (at first I didn't want to
disclose it because I already have peeps that like to keep tabs on me surfin on
here [don't think you are too slick for me I know you are on here...i have my
ways]) I had to take a break from packing because the stress was already
getting to me. I can't find any of my stuff. I can't find my camera
so there will probably no pictures when I return. If my mobile AIM name
signs off (I also believe I won't receive or be able to send any messages while
I'm there) you can send emails to me at
mynumber@mobile.att.net I know I told you guys to send me mad messages so my
phone would overload when I got back in the area but I decided this was not a
good idea because it may cause me not to get important messages and UPDATES.
It should be fun on the drive back when im in the area though to get all these
different messages from you guys. I may sign on RazorEdgeT while I am up there as well. I am excited because
Canadian girls are oh so much cuter than United States of American girls as I
have said a BILLION times before. Shifting gears...yesterday (now two days
ago) was the 4th of July and I went to the harbor to view FIREWORKS. It
was filled with snobs. It started to drizzle VERY LIGHTLY and some KAY BOGDAN WANNABE's had to seek shelter. Other than that short period the
weather was PUR-FECT. We went to federal hill and sat pointed in the
direction of what we thought was the only firework barge on the water. To
our PLEASANT SURPRISE there was another barge located where we could not get a
good view, to the side and behind us. This was wonderful because this was
the main fireworks shooter...so when the big moment came we couldn't see shit!
Were we upset? NOOOOOO! because it was worth it to see all those people
with their families who had been bitching at us for walking by them because they
had been there for hours waiting and picking the perfect spot look like dumb
asses because they couldn't get a good view. I was delighted to see the
disappointment on there face. Granted, you could see the fireworks but we
are talking about snobby people who wouldn't be satisfied with their seats if
they were on the God damn barge. During the fireworks, since it was
lame...my crew and I SKI-ED down the hill on our feet, yes this does work.
With great velocity we reached the bottom, while kids were staring and laughing
at us. The light rail was crowded on the way home. We went a few
stops north to beat the crowd. When we were passing by the crowded
stations I covered my mouth and fake laughed and pointed at the masses non
verbally saying "hah hah im on the train and you are not, and you won't be able
to get on". Some girl flipped me off. It was wonderful. I
guess that's about it, Don't have much to say and sorry about the rambling
I've been worried about all this shit I haven't found and we are leaving early
tomorrow morning and it's already 1. Don't forget to comment and check
back to read others comments. I'll see you sometime...I hope
CRANG FROM DIMENSION X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...7-2-03
Canada day was yesterday. I saw
Placebo yesterday. It was FUN. I am updating because I figured I
need to update. Work has been interesting...have had a few of those idiots
called "customers" that have made my day. I have had my funny run ins as
well. Today I developed pictures of HOT GIRLS THAT WERE NAKED AND BEARING
IT ALL NUDE HOT LADIES TOTALLY GONE WILD DOGGY STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I
wear a LAB COAT because it makes me look like a professional. This elderly
man whose glasses were falling off his face because they were outrageously too
big for his small raisin like head asked me "HEY DOC where can I get pills that
will HELP ME POOP. I can't poop! It has been DAYS. I CAN
BARELY WALK" I then told him to take hundreds of these poop declogger
pills, and gave him some rat poison and Epsom salts, because I am a certified
PHRAMATROID. I told him that would be 500 dollars and that his bill was in
the mail. He says it was his biggest regret ever that he did not POOP on a
regular schedule. Hey here is an idea! To get people to INTERACT on
the site What is your biggest regret in life? Mine is not stopping the
SHREDDER from DRINKING THE OOZE. So leave a comment, and be sure to
explain your story... a lot better than I did...finish the sentence and write
write write an ESSAY. My biggest regret in life was.....
And that's no YOLK jajajajllololalmao ...6-25-04
12:21 AM
So I have been meaning
to update in the longest time. I had thought of tons of stuff to put here
but I have forgotten. There is a new update on the picture page of YOLK
EATING. I work at CVS again. I had some excellent MORON customer
run-ins. First a lady, probably in her 30s gave me some stupid product
that didn't ring on the register. I politely excused myself and told her
that I need to go check the price. She shrieked "It's 5.19!!!!!" I
said "It will only take a second for me to look." Then she freaks out
"FORGET IT IF YOU CAN'T TRUST ME THEN I'LL GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!" I replied "If
Jesus Christ himself came up here with something that didn't ring up I'd still
have to go check, it's not worth my job if YOU MAKE A MISTAKE IN THE PRICE."
She then left without acknowledging I said something to her, which was probably
for the best. The next MORON CUSTOMER was some cool guy that was like in
his 40s wearing a north county high school jacket. He should have
got a big punch in the face as soon as he put such a jacket on. Who does
he think he is captain of the football team? Homecoming king? When
he is 40? What a midlife crisis. I tried to explain to this crazy
man that the 1-hour lab was closed because it was "backed up, our cashier left,
and the machine is stressed and not working right" and that he could "drop
off his film and it will be ready by noon tomorrow" He looked at me as if
I was speaking another language or proper English for that matter since he is a
40 year old still hanging around with the North County High school type.
He then began to act like he was intelligent, brilliantly saying "That's not
GOOD ENOUGH GOOD ENOUGH. Stressed huh? I'm sorry to hear that the
machine is STRESSED" This man should have taken more English classes at
north county. For he thought he was being smart when replying to the fact
that I said the machine was stressed. He was not aware of the definitions
of "stressed", let's review:
stressed - transitive verb - to put under
psychological stress OR
to cause strain or pressure, cause physical tension
As in the steal beam was so STRESSED IT
BROKE AND CRUSHED THE MIDDLE AGED DOOFUS IN THE NORTH COUNTY JACKET. I
followed him home and then did this to his daughter:
HAHAHA I LOVE THAT. I tried to make it my Icon but it was TOO BIG IN SIZE.
Ah well, I guess that's about it. Please comment so we can get some
conversation on here and go make sure you look at the YOLK pictures or the
YOLK will be on YOU....let me know what you think by commenting!
no one visits? ....6-12-03
So
I went to CVS today and had to fill out MORE DOCUMENTS so they can make sure I
have never robbed a bank or raped somebody or defecated on a shrine.
All the supervisor type people seemed really happy that I was coming back and
had been telling the manager "Call TIM HE IS A GOOD WORKER AND SUCH A SWEETIE"
...well I guess it feels good to be actually wanted for once....I don't think
kids come here, no one comments and stuff..oh well...here is a little bit of
randomness...
Why you turned out the way you did
That thunderstorm is still crashing in
your cranium
Find that all these funny faces look the same
I know who's to blame
But I swore I wouldn't say
Its time that I got moving on
As you're still burning the dress you wore to senior prom
Try to forget how you've been touched
I loved you so I told you
But it didn't matter much
And I'm trying to figure out
What you're all about these days
I don't have much to say to you
And I've been drunker than a skunk
Ever since the day I left you
With your darkest secret safely packed away
Up in my steamer trunk
Why I turned out the way I did
Someone somewhere dropped me on my cranium
I'm sorry can you repeat what you just said
My short term memory is gone
But my long term's far from dead
I've been swearing like a sailor
Ever since the day I left her
Trip of horror...6-8-03
Well what a fun time. Today BREATH AND
TAXES (bustin Justin) and MEME N TOMORI (BOOSH) went to
Burkittsville.
Yes you heard right HOME OF THE BLAIR WITCH. Too bad we are like 5 YEARS LATE
AFTER THE CRAZE. I knew it was going to be a crazy time because as soon as we
saw signs that said Burkittsville
we saw trees, mountains and fog appear.
You should check
out the pictures we took. SOME FREAKY SHIT JUST LOOK AT THEM!!! The first
thing we did in Burkittsville
was to PROCLAIM THAT WE WERE SUPREME AND THAT NO BLAIR WITCH COULD SCARE US.
After minutes of screaming that statement at the top of our lungs, we entered a
cemetery. A corpse grabbed Marc’s leg but it did not faze us because we are
WITCH HUNTERS. When we were exiting the cemetery we noticed a bunch of young
kids coming in. At first we thought it was a family coming to PAY THERE
RESPECTS TO THE DEAD or to DIG UP CORPSES FOR A PICNIC. It turns out they were
just a bunch of kids (who probably just got their licenses) on an adventure. We
then walked a little ways and circled back. We had a plan. We were going to
scare the shit out of these kids who were clearly DISTURBING THE PEACE AND
DISRESPECTING THE DEAD. We entered the side of the grave yard and started
wailing and running for them. They screamed and ran to their car. It
was wonderful. I approached the car pf the scared bunch. Realizing that
this now was a joke they exclaimed "DUDE THAT WASN’T
COOL" Apparently one of those little shits had a video camera and was
"documenting" the whole Burkittsville
experience. That shit BLINDED ME. But not as much as the BLAIR WITCH was
blinded with rage. We then drove around the nice creepy country roads. I then
pointed out some WOODs that looked fun to explore. This is where we encountered
the blair witch. We drove on a shitty road into the woods; it may have been a
path. We decided to get out, and when we took the keys out of the ignition, we
were shocked with horror.
IT WAS PITCH BLACK. We got out with our flashlights. Looks like a wood filled
with BLAIR WITCH MADNESS. See the photos for more of a description and the
encounter with the blair witch. After our BURKITSVILLE EXCURSION we went to the
DOUBLE T DINER. There was a woman there that just didn’t look right. Upon
hearing her voice and seeing her spread her legs it was determined that she was
A MAN. I think she was being interviewed by some dude because there was a
recorder on the table and she/he was talking about getting her nose done.
CREEPY. When BREATH was taking me home we got on my street behind a truck with
a flashing light. We couldn’t figure out what was going on and then we SMELLED
horrid
FUMES. The truck was spraying for BUGGARDS and INSECTOIDS. We breathed the
toxic fumes and died
coming along coming along...6-6-03 2:21 A.M
Update on the bio page... lots more to
come I promise so keep on checking back. Maybe I'll catch fire, something warm
to hold me and burn away the deadness.
first update since last september 6-5-03
A new look. All previous live journal/blog stuff now in ARCHIVE. Two new
additions to the Picture page. Expect more real soon. Also looking
for more column writers after the success of Breath and Taxes column.
Apply within.