Bad Day

There's this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.

He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and gulps it down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says:

"Come on man, I was just joking.

Here I'll buy you another drink.

I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that.

This day is the worst of my life.

First, I sleep through the alarm, and I go late to my office.

My boss, outraged, fires me.

When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen.

The police, they say they can do nothing.

I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there.

The cab driver just drives away.

I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener.

I leave home, and come to this bar.

And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!!!"