I wrote a book that I try to pawn off people, and sell.  The people who have read it did it enjoy it but what the hell does that mean.  The Blair Witch was supposed to be a scary movie.  I like my book too, but guess what?  I have to. I gave you some examples of what I have done.  At least read them before you click and leave.

• PUPPY LOVERS

  I enjoy the companionship, and other animals except cats because of a sort of hatred towards them. But regardless of this I enjoy the tricks, and stunts animals can perform once trained. The problem though is why the hell do people molest dogs. How the hell do you even discover you have a need to be with the golden retriever across the street? Dogs may just stare into your eyes in some fascinating manner, but I don’t believe it’s because they want to be with you. Cats do the same thing but I think it is because they are plotting to kill me. It seems though that they are always in heat though moaning and pissing all over the place. And with no regard they just get it on. Horses don’t rape people, people rape horses. Can you actually be arrested and charged for raping horses. Or do you still need a hunting license if you want to go after big game and get it on. Are animal rights groups persistent in preventing people from loving their animals too much? Just remember if you’re teetering on the edge of exploring this realm. You can love your dog, but you can’t love screwing your dog.

   

• GAY MEN WHO HIT ON ME

  This is a very true story, and I am not ashamed to tell the world. Once a black man asked me to go see a movie with him. He was a stereotypical gay male with the gestures and lisp. He was quite a flamboyant gentleman dressing as a cowboy and such. He had asked me the day prior if I would like to hang out, and just being polite I said maybe. The next day I had received a letter at work with my name on it during April Fools Day. I was invited to a scary movie, and he asked me to go because he needed something big to hold. This was funny at first only because what day it was, and I was not really to worried about it. It wasn’t until later that the gentleman verbally asked me, to call him with an answer. A gay man had just sexually harassed me. I have nothing against the gay community at all. Right now it is very cool to be gay. I’m just not that cool. I think you get a 10% discount at starbucks if your gay. Have you ever noticed that on television though on sitcoms the gay man is still pretty much the stereotypical gay man. If a black man on a sitcom acts in a degrading way people complain. But I’ve never heard any complaints if a gay man on television reads a woman magazine complains about somebody’s makeup, and how nobody liked the quiche he made. Gay men don’t like football, or cars on television.

HOW TO ORDER...

FIRST SUBMIT THIS FORM SO I CAN GET YOUR ADDRESS

So come on now it is time to get what you want.  I have what you need so make your move.  It is just like a box of cracker jacks you know there is a prize, but will it be.  Your curiosity has gotten you now so you reach in and grab it.  It's a compass.  MY god now I can find my way home.  Home sweet home is where you can find a copy of my book.  So give it a try.

NOW FOR GOOD MEASURE TO BE SURE THIS THING WORKED I WILL SEND YOU A CONFIRMATION NUMBER.  DON'T GET ANTSY IT COULD TAKE 24HRS BEFORE YOU GET THE NUMBER.

IF YOU RECIEVE THE NUMBER SEND ME THE MONEY IN THE AMOUNT OF $8.00 DOLLARS AMERICAN TO: JASON BROWNLIE/SECURITY 10000 FRANKLIN SQUARE BLVD BALTIMORE, MD 21237

AFTER I GET THE MONEY I SEND YOU THE BOOK. IT IS THAT SIMPLE. I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT THIS IS MORE OF A MANUSCRIPT THAN A ACTUAL HARDCOVER PRESSED BOOK. I AM POOR SO I HAVE TO MAKE DUE.

I WOULD LIKE TO ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS BUT I JUST DO NOT WANT TO

It is easy to explain why though.  I do not believe in the safety of sending your credit card information online yet.