Q: Why can you never starve in the desert? A: Because of the sand which is there (sandwiches)!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove that he's not a chicken!
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels (bay-gulls)!
Q: What is brown and sticky? A: A stick!
Q: Why did the man always bring his car into the mechanic's? A: Because whenever he has to slow down, it always brakes (breaks)!
Q: Why was the calendar so popular? A: Because it always had dates!
Q: What did the dog say when he ran into a tree? A: Bark!
Q: Why do barbers always win races?
A: Because they know all the shortcuts!
Q: What do you call the end of a race between two people from Finland?
A: A Finnish finish!
Q: What do you call a glass of juice that drinks too often?
A: An alcoholic beverage!
Q: What do you call a drink that you just drank? A: Drunk!
Q: What do you call something that makes a boar's breath better?
A: A Pigment(Pig mint)!
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This page was created July 11, 2001. I ran out of room on the other two pages. The drunk joke is dedicated to Andrew K.
