The Corny Joke Page 2

Some Corny Jokes

Q: What did one knife say to the other? A: Who cut the cheese?!
Q: Why did the umpire kick the chicken out of the game? A: For using fowl language!
Q: What animals didn't go into Noah's Ark in pairs (pears)? A: The worms- they went in apples!
Q: How do you make straight A's in school? A: With a ruler!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 789 (7 ate 9)!
Q: What is an eye's favorite band? A: Blink 182!
Q: What is the smallest room in the world? A: A mushroom!
Q: What happened when the scissors tore through the paper? A: It got a papercut!
Q: How do you say I mother in Spanish? A: Yo mama!
Q: What is the tallest building? A: A library because it has the most stories!
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? A: Dam!
Q: Why did the umpire stop the game? A: The chicken pitcher was bocking (balking)!
Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? A: He's all-right now!
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance? A: Put a boogie in it!
Bob: What is the first letter in the word yellow? Joe: Y. Bob: Because I want to know!
Q: What happens when you fly over California? A: UCLA (you see L.A.)!
Q: A penny and a dime were on the edge of a cliff, the penny jumped and the dime didn't, why? A: The dime had more sense (¢)!
Q: Why could the dog jump higher than the house? A: Because houses can't jump!
Q: What starts and ends with the letter E, but contains only one letter? A: An envelope!
Mushroom: Hey can I be your friend? Man: No, sorry I don't like mushrooms. Mushroom: But I'm a fungi (fun guy)!
Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 8. One to hold the light bulb and 7 to turn the ladder!
Q: Why don't cannibals eat comedians? A: Because comedians taste funny!
Q: Why did Tigger put his head up his butt? A: He was looking for Pooh (poo)!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: He was feeling crummy!

The Corny Joke Page
The Corny Joke Page 3

This page was created December 11, 1999. I was kind of bored. The smallest room joke is proudly dedicated to Jessica A. The chicken balking joke and the cookie joke are dedicated to Jake C. Special thanks to Alex K. The electrician joke is dedicated to Andrew B.

Online dictionary, thesaurus, encyclopedia and much more...