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19. What did the match tell the flame?
     -Baby, you make me lose my head.

20. What did the cowboy tell his horse?
    - HIO Ag!!!!

21. How many moles are in a guacamole?
    -Avocado's number.

22. Why did the ice cube get divorced?
     -His wife said he was too cold.

23. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
     -They bonded well from the minute they met.

24.  What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
      - Methylated spirits.

25.  If H20 is water what is H204?
      -Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .

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