Disclaimer: I do not pretend to be elite, leet, l33t, 1337, etc.; in any way, shape, or form. You will not find hacking instructions or tutelage here, just me being an idiot; but hopefully you'll get a few laughs out of it.

So, you've just scaled the barbed-wire fence, made it past the guard dogs, and picked the lock to the small security door on the side. Now you stand here with all of Area 1337 revealed to you. As you look around, you will find webcam recordings from the dashboard of an '86 Camaro Z28, with a possible car-cam show coming soon. If you scour through the files, you will find a bunch of lame jokes and pictures of some awesome cars. Occasionally you might find a girl leaning on one of the cars in a picture, but don't worry, you can usually see most of the car. A quotes section is being worked on at the moment as well, so be sure to check that out soon!

As your search continues you will also find information or reviews on other awesome things like movies... um, more movies...movies, and the few aftermarket performance parts that I've had the pleasure of trying in my own car. Area 1337 is currently working with some backyard wrestlers to get their videos on here too, but the lawyers are still arguing about how much free footage costs. Oh, and as for the home wrestling videos - don't try that at home...yeah.