Stories and Their Links

************************************************************************************************

Parodies

First, of course, mine. Not to, you know, PROMOTE it or anything, its just the best!

Fart on the Future
MY (as in, me, Kate) VERY FIRST PARODY! Not to shamelessly promote it (oh no, of course not...), but it's great I've won awards and gotten MANY MANY compliments. PLEASE read it and tell me what you think! It really is hysterical. I crack up everytime AND I WROTE IT....hehe. I'm gonna go read it now. Yay!

Rating: PG to PG13 for mild swearing and some sexual situations with Fowley and Mulder (Sorry! Sorry! It doesnt really count!)

Author: Kate Hackett (ME!!!!)

************************************************************************************************

Smoke and Mirrors: A Day In the Life
Hey look! A non-Pokemon!!!! YES! It's actually pretty kewl. You get to wander around in search of Morleys and theres a lot of bleeping. hehe, bleep.

Rating: PG

Author: ShadowCat

************************************************************************************************

Postcards
Very very interesting. A silly, goofy little spoof of the messages left by Mulder, Scully, and the rest of the gang. You see, Mulder went on a vacation and, well...Mulder and postcards are a scary mix. Really. But I liked it! And hey, it's even got BLEEPs! Spoiles Apochrypha.

Rating: PG

Author: BeeSlayer

************************************************************************************************

Electric Spam
What is it with X-philes and Spam? This is like, the 10th fanfic/parody I've read with Spam in it. Good grief. BUT, all the same, quite...interesting.

Rating:PG (Mulder seems to be intrigued with Scully...cough)

Author: BeeSlayer

************************************************************************************************

The "Italian" X-Files: "PimentoMorte"
Very interesting idea of what would happen if Mulder and Scully were Italians...hehe, as an Italian (and Irish girl, and Englishwoman, and Scottish brat, etc...Oh yeah, ALL Europe!) its...cute. Boy, that seems to be the word of this page. cute. But if you are offended by people LIGHTLY poking fun at a culture (even though it isnt that bad, I mean, there arent any "Italian's Suck" things in there), dont waste your time! Spoiles Memento Mori...duh.

Rating: PG (mild language)

Author: Sonraie

************************************************************************************************

How One Breath Came to be
Humor brought to you by Gill., Jr. Chris Carter goes insane, and all goes to hell. It's really funny. There are no characters, but the people who bring them to life (Gillian, David, blah blah blah) are here! Whee. PAR-TAY! no, j/k

Rating: PG-13

Author: Gill, Jr.

************************************************************************************************

The Contest
A parody in which a 14-year old girl wins the chance to write an episode of the X-Files in a contest. Chris Carter is not happy.

Rating:PG (a couple of swear words)

Author: RedThunder

************************************************************************************************

The Contest II
A parody in which a 14-year old girl wins the chance to write an episode of the X-Files in a contest...again! And hoo-boy, this one's crazy.

Rating:PG-13

Author: RedThunder

************************************************************************************************

Cravings of a Killer Coffee Cup
Mulder buys a new coffee cup. Like he needs coffee.

Rating:G

Author: RedThunder

************************************************************************************************

A Killer Coffee Cup's Killer's Conundrum
The insanity of the coffee cup continues...ahk!

Rating:G

Author: RedThunder

************************************************************************************************

ScullyDoc and the Three Wares
AHA! Funny little short story! Go for it and read away.

Rating:G

Author: RedThunder

************************************************************************************************

155 Words
Three very short (155 words) episode summaries. Spoils Biogenisis, The Sixth Extinction, and Amor Fati.

Rating:G

Author: RedThunder

************************************************************************************************

Fan-Fic (the serious stuff)

Reasons Why
Really deep. Very good views from all of the major characters (Mulder, Scully, Skinner, and CSM). It's very very good. You should read it, but be prepared to be...dumdumdum SERIOUS!!!!

Rating: PG (a tad touching)

Author: ShadowCat

************************************************************************************************

The Caregiver
Very very very shippy. I myself am a fencesitter, but hey, some people out there like this stuff. So....THE FIRST MSR ON THIS SITE is HERE! It isnt a bad story, but it definitaly kills Ananzi if you haven't seen that yet.

Rating: PG (The author said PG-13, but it isnt that bad)

Author: Gill, Jr.

************************************************************************************************

A Soccer Phenomenon
A little on the unlogical side (I mean, people are being abducted and they just keep playing soccer!), but interesting ending...

Rating: PG

Author: Gill, Jr. AND Lily

************************************************************************************************

The First Christmas
Very cute story, again, shippy. But very nice. Makes you go "awww" even if you are a Normo. No sex, but its just so darned cute!

Rating: PG (author said PG-13, but it wasnt that bad)

Author: Gill, Jr.

************************************************************************************************

A Weekend at Mapelwood Lodge
Shippy, but it has a little bit of humor in it as well. Take a look, it's not bad. Spoils Memento Mori, Fight the Future, and The Ghosts that Stole Christmas.

Rating: PG

Author: Gill, Jr.

************************************************************************************************

Rabbit on the Run!
Shippy, very very shippy. But sweet shippy. The kind that you sit back and go "WHY THE DEVIL AM I NOT GETTING THAT?!". sorry...Kate-angst (me). Anyway, its gonna spoil Quagmire. And that's one you dont want to spoil! So WATCH OUT if you havent seen Quagmire.

Rating: PG

Author: Gill, Jr.

************************************************************************************************

Much Ado About Mangos
Not so much shippy as an actual mytharc. Lotsa cancer man (which is always fun!). Its good. Spoils Tunguska/Terma, Never Again, and Anasazi.

Rating: PG-13

Author: Gill, Jr.

************************************************************************************************

Feel My Love
Be careful who you love...boy and take that advice to heart! Poor (place X-files Character here...cant tell you!)

Rating: PG

Author: Gill, Jr. AND Not Meant To Be

************************************************************************************************

Beyond the Mirror
Boy, those X-files fans like Spam and Mirrors. J/k. This one is a little bit of everything. Mulder and Scully go on an adventure, theres some romance (suuureeeee), and angst. Dont ya love it?

Rating: PG-13

Author: Gill, Jr.

************************************************************************************************

Fabric of Life
The Consortium has finally found the weak link. Spoils Pilot, Deep Throat, Squeeze, Ice, Colony.

Rating: PG-13

Author: RedThunder

************************************************************************************************

Cross-overs

For the BLUE colored stories, read IN ORDER AS POSTED OR YOU WILL BE REALLY REALLY REALLY LOST!!!

The P-Files
A Pokemon/X-files crossover. Quite cute...not that I am inanywayshapeorform promoting Pokemon, but still, its cute with a capital C!

Rating: PG