Steven Bradford, a man of true eccentricity. Not like any normal
person in thought nor deed, but indeed he dwells among them, fading
into their midst, undetected for what he truly is, and what might
become. He is a dangerous foe in many forms of combat. This is the
greatest mystery about him, how can one whom is so obviously outmatched
be such a danger? It is not to be answered, for it is secrets of which
empower him. Throughout history he has been influential. As the
inventor of pants, the King of Stuffed Animals, and most fearful of
all, the Father of Modern Penguin Warfare, he has done things that
influence you each and every day. You must be wary of taunting this
creature of whom you know as Steven Bradford, for he is like no human
being you know. His mind is not of humanity, and it works in way
unbeknownst to even the greatest scientists and philosophers. His
natural intuition onto the working of the minds of others makes him a
highly dangerous enemy. Never provoke the true powers of this being of
creative spark, in intuitive knowledge. Be even more wary of his
otherworldly powers. His fearful ability to perceive things beyond his knowledge,
to read the future, and most threatening, his ability to implant thoughts
selectively into the weaker minds of most humans.
Beware this being, he is not of your realm, not do the laws of thought
apply to him, as do they to you. Beware, he is the greatest adversary
you could ever have, and the most powerful ally you could ever want.




















I am here to present to you, the great, the wonderful, oops, sorry wrong cue card, let me try again. I am here to present to you the not to horribly bad, half-way decent, and overall average Pete!!! Psst, you in the audience, mind giving it up for the man, thanks much better. Now, then about Pete, what a guy. I mean, what other person do you know that is so stupid to ride his bike in the driving rain, if that is not determination, it is stupidity. but I digress, Pete, he is a wonderful man, of many, many curiosities. His ever growing collection of electronic equipment gives him power to take pictures of people and send them worldwide to embarass you much. With his webpage of massive destructive carnage he is able to slander your name for ever. Beware of him when he mounts his belittling bike of bodacious boredom, he will be badly brought to bear upon you. This is a warning from your local keeper of evil penguins, stay far away from this odd little man, he will fling poo at you with little pieces of paper with insults written on them contained on them. He like many of the other stage crew members is a hazard to most healthy and sane people. Good luck to all who are forced to face him, may the penguins be with you.