The Fabulous Turkeypage

Welcome to The Fabulous Turkeypage. Ok, so this page probably doesn't meet up to all of your expectations of how wonderful a page I could make, judging how talented I usually am. It's ever-evolving, though (one crap load of a lot more often than my Geocities page was.... so be sure to bookmark (I really sound like I know what I'm talking about, eh?) this page and check in frequently! Especially as Thanksgiving approaches (in Canadia or the grand ole U. S. of A.... of course.) because this is in fact the Turkeypage, and though all I'm putting up is text (and very few graphics-- SOON!), you know the Turkey is the most popular bird around Thanksgiving. So. Think of me when you're stuffing your filthy, cannibalistic faces with a Turkey, who did no harm to anyone, just wanted to LIVE!!! Was this too much to ASK??? Ugh. Before I puke, I might as well submit this for you all to read, but remember, the Turkey shall overcome!!! Mwahahahaha.... (yeesh, this is lame....) While you're here, why don't you click on over to these other lame attempts at pages while you're at it? Or don't you have time for me anymore? *I* see how it is.... uh huh. You'll be good enough for Turkey on November 23, but right now you could give half a flying crap about me. Remember that next time you're asking your pain-in-the-butt brother to pass the gravy. Yeesh. Oh, um, sorry, here's the links....