5/20/99 -- "If I'm again beside your body, don't tell me where it's been. It's cruel, unusual punishment to kiss fingerprinted skin" - The Wrong Man Was Convicted
5/21/99 -- "Maybe I could direct that old lady...The Bryant Street theater? Yeah, its right up that ladder, lady. Welcome to the Bryant Street theater! Have a Fruit Roll-Up. Aren't ya gonna eat it? Aw fer Christ sake!!" -- If I Had $1,000,000 (Rock Spectacle)
5/22/99 -- "She's a lot like you, but she don't look like you. Okay she's not you, but she'll do fine!" -- Intermittently
5/23/99 -- "You and I have been through this before. I owe you my whole life, nothing more. I never said that I liked you the most. You're my father, I'm your son. Who's the Holy Ghost?" -- The Great Provider
5/24/99 -- "The worlds your oyster shell, but what's that funny smell? You eat the bivalve anyway,
you're sick with salmonella. You get your Ph.D, how happy you will be when you get a job at Wendy's, and are honored with employee of the month." -- Never Is Enough
5/25/99 -- "Jane divided, but I can't decide what side I'm on. Jane decided only cowards stay while traitors run" -- Jane
5/26/99 -- "They're frightened of falling,
in case they survive" -- When I Fall
5/27/99 -- "Now I've got what I want,
and that's rid of you. Goodbye." -- Break Your Heart
5/28/99 -- "I don't buy everything I read, I haven't even read everything I've bought. I don't cry everytime I bleed, my eyes are dry but they're bloodshot." -- This Is Where It Ends
5/29/99 -- "Now it's not fair to say that it's 'cause I was three inches shorter then, and it's not fair to say that its 'cause I was only fifteen years old." -- Enid
5/30/99 -- "We've got these chains that hang around our necks, people want to strangle us with them before we take our first breath. Afraid of change, afraid of staying the same, when temptation calls, we just look away." -- What A Good Boy
5/31/99 -- "Apparitions still won't leave me alone. It's as if you never left. How am I supposed to remember you, when you won't let me forget?" -- Leave
6/1/99 -- "If I Had $1,000,000, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. (But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchup with it. That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)" -- If I Had $1,000,000 (Gordon)
6/2/99 -- "But I'm warning you, don't ever do those crazy, messed-up things that you do. If you ever do, I promise you I'll be the first to crucify you. Now it's time to prove that you've come back here to rebuild." -- Call and Answer
6/3/99 -- "Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea. A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me. Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will, when someone else is picking up the bill" -- Alcohol
6/4/99 -- "Isn't it beautiful to see two people so much in love? Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand and hand in glove. Now that I'm far away it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain to have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain." -- Be My Yoko Ono
6/5/99 -- "Wasted youth -- there wasn't much to waste. Down to the bone, and still losing weight. With all the wishing in the world glistening in her eyes, but when I say I love her, she thinks I'm telling lies. Is it all lost? No, we never had it" -- Everything Old Is New Again
6/6/99 -- "Am I the only one who gets to make you laugh, laugh until you cry? Am I the only one who asks you to go, go on without me? Am I the only one who loves when you leave your hair down in front of your eyes?" -- Am I The Only One?
6/7/99 -- "I think this photo captures the essense of me. This is Kevin Hearn. Reserved, pensive, elusive, Kagamushka... The Shadow warrior. Does my hair look alright?" -- Kevin Hearn (from his website)
6/8/99 -- "From my first little fib, when I still wore a bib, to my latest attempt to pretending I'm someone, who's not seventeen, who doesn't know what you mean . . ." -- Shoebox
6/9/99 -- "Well, half my friends are crazy and the others are depressed and none of them can help me study for my math test. I got into the classroom and my knowledge was gone; I guess I should've studied instead of watching Wrath Of Khan." -- Grade 9 (in honor of WJHS graduation today. Wildcats class of '99!!)
6/10/99 -- "A is for adult, which is what I'll never be" -- A
6/18/99 -- "Did somebody tell you this is how it's supposed to be, or did you decide that you just don't want anymore from me?" -- Shoebox
6/22/99 -- "As your road narrows, so mine grows wider. As I leave I turn and wave to the great provider" -- The Great Provider
6/23/99 -- "C'mon, I'm trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour!" -- A
6/24/99 -- "I wake up scared, I wake up strange, and everything around me stays the same." -- What A Good Boy
6/25/99 -- "Love is never in-between, if it isn't one thing, then it's always something else. I don't even know what I mean, I thought that it was nothing, now I can't find nothing else" -- Call Me Calmly
6/27/99 -- "It ain't no fever or flu, doctor says it had to be someone with brown hair and blue eyes, I'm lovesick for you I realize." -- I Love You
7/30/99 -- "You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked, and I'll probably see you naked again" -- Blame It On Me
8/8/99 -- "They're complicated people leading complicated lives and he complicates their problems telling complicated lies." -- The Flag
8/10/99 -- "For 19,000 people you're pretty well behaved . . . except for that guy" -- Ed Robertson at Merriweather Post Pavilion on August 6th, 1999
8/11/99 -- "Someday I'll construct a sattelite, and I'll name it after you. 'Cause you were the greatest friend of all, except for when you split my lip in two" -- Some Fantastic
8/26/99 -- "I never thought that it could be painless, but it is I guess. I had myself fooled into needing you, did I fool you too?" -- Told You So
10/10/99 -- "So you want to play mind games? Okay fine go ahead LALALA I can't hear you" -- Blame It On Me
10/17/99 -- "Forgive me Father, but I'm falling in love and that's all I have for confession today." - Blame It On Me
1/2/00 -- ""The next album is gonna be a complete departure for us . . . we're thinking 'Stunt2' . . . the first single will be 'Two Weeks', the next . . .'It's Also All Been Done'. . . 'Call Waiting' . . . and the fourth: 'Careless Whisper' by Wham!" - BNL live at MCI Center, 12/28/99
