RONALD Ronald has a way with the women. He tours the world in search of them and is rewarded very well for his efforts. Ronald Lives in the Bachelor Pad: He works for below minimum wage; whatever CHECK IT U KNOW IM THE #1 STUNNER He goes to school at Univ. Of MD College park He just lives off the good graces of his parents He has 2 TVs primarily for looking at 2 shows at the same time. A well stocked ice box lYmE MD 20/20 is his favorite drink NA just kidding A Juke-Box MY CREW BY LOST BOYZ is his favorite song He even has some video games Why would he ever leave? The Ladies They are why Ronald leavesTHE BACHELOR PAD He's traveled the US in search of them. The following pictures are from VARIOUS hang out sites 1997/98 in MARYLAND. Ronald started off well but the 4 hour drive and the heavy drinking caught up with him by the end of the night. The Night Begins Upon arrivial Ronald settled down for some 'Scurvi-Be-Gone.' A delicious Lemonaide flavored beverage with good old Barcadi 151. SBG goes down smooth and easy. Ronald prefers to call it SBG because it makes the ladies Soon to Be Good and Ready for some Monkey business. Ronald Moves to the party At the party, 'Ice Nines' were served. For those that don't know 'Ice Nines' are made by combining This first item cannot be listed because the person who served it asked me not to list with Mr. Pibb. No, Dr. Pepper can't be substituted. Ronald also dipped into the Hot Damn pretty hard. He was gettin his grove on. . Ronald finds a lady. Towards the end of the evening Ronald had found his target. Somewhere in the chaos Ronald lost his bow-tie. There are rumors it's got wedged in the ceiling in the pantry, no one is too sure what happened to it. All we know is Ronald had a look of accomplishment on his face. Ronald has troubles The Party finially caught up with Ronald. Even in his time of humiliation the Chicks come a running. Ronald is amazing. The plant was doing about as well as Ronald by morning. Ronald was able to get up bright and early for the 4 hour trip back to the BACHELOR PAD the next morning. Ronald's quote when he awoke the next morning, Signed, Sealed and Delivered, mission accomplished. Ronald will admit to being a womanizer but he tells them up front and they always opt for the good time provided by RONALD. Return to RONALD's Main Page >Warpig!

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