erinrocksout: i wrote a baaaaaaaad haiku about you
Melancholytron: heh
Melancholytron: lets hear it
erinrocksout: oh lordy, that john//isn't he the best baby?//squeeshing his little tummy
Melancholytron: umm
Melancholytron: thats not a haiku
Melancholytron: 5-7-5
Melancholytron: not 5-7-7
Melancholytron: but good try
erinrocksout: oh it can be 5-7-7?
erinrocksout: i thought it was 575
erinrocksout: thats what google said
Melancholytron: its 5-7-5
Melancholytron: you have 5-7-7
erinrocksout: oh shit i forgot
Melancholytron: heh
Melancholytron: its ok
erinrocksout: squeeshing his tummy, then
Melancholytron: erin like guys dicks
how far down can she take it?
oh my god shes hired.
erinrocksout: ahaha
Melancholytron: erin likes i mean
erinrocksout: that one's great
erinrocksout: sign my guestbook with that
Melancholytron: double wide for sale
spacious view in trailor park
3 gees O.B.O
erinrocksout: ehhh :p
Melancholytron: what is a haiku?
it should be 5 7 5
damn out of syllab
erinrocksout: yeah yeah :p
erinrocksout: i need hummus
Melancholytron: erin needs hummus
its hippie food for the soul
toothpaste without mint.
Melancholytron: John, haiku bad ass
Dont fuck with his haiku flow
he will punch your throat.
erinrocksout: john d. needs the cock
it's penis food for his mouth
toothpaste with some salt.
Melancholytron: you want to battle?
my skill will crush your puny words
super sayjin 4
Melancholytron: ack i fucked up
erinrocksout: super sayan 4???
what a dumb italian shit.
you just got so owned.
Melancholytron: seventeen small words
i use them to crush your soul
i own the owner.
erinrocksout: you have a dick? ha.
oh wait, i already have.
low expectations
Melancholytron: i hear you smell bad
kind of like week old tuna
thats why you suck dick.
erinrocksout: is that rank pussy?
no, that's john's rotting penis.
well at least it's small.
Melancholytron: you are like pac man
except its not pills its dick
and you kill spirits
Melancholytron: ok that one was good
Melancholytron: ive impressed my self
erinrocksout: have 2 bucks to spare?
go to diprima's mom's house
the head there is good.
Melancholytron: want two free spare bucks ?
erin will pay to suck cock
but she uses teeth
erinrocksout: haha
Melancholytron: you cant beat me
Melancholytron: c'mon give me your best shot cock sucker
erinrocksout: for that? i need more
stumpy raw gross bleeding cock
you know erin, right?
Melancholytron: you have messed it up
you should have made fun of me
inadequencies
erinrocksout: i have messed you up
for it is your stumpy cock
erinrocksout: (oh shit i wasnt done)
erinrocksout: in my mouth right now
Melancholytron: it is in your mouth
but not for sexual needs
i must pee badly
erinrocksout: hahaha
erinrocksout: i am no toilet
fool, you must pee sitting down
cockless commie fuck.
Melancholytron: you are not toilet?
you defenitly fooled me
plus a lot of guys
Melancholytron: struuugle
erinrocksout: you are cum dumpster?
no surprise found here. cockless
commie dick fuck head.
Melancholytron: commie?heh thats fine
americans are lazy
they consume too much
erinrocksout: mussolini kin
this time the gnarled cock's on you.
wait, it always is.
Melancholytron: erin likes to wank
but ran out of batteries.
used washing machine
erinrocksout: john likes to wank more
but ran out of dirty socks.
pencil sharpener.
Melancholytron: john likes to wank too
but not to dead presdents
oh fuck me hard abe.
erinrocksout: i prefer wanking
to moldy shredded cock bits.
john is no turn on.
Melancholytron: john turns on all girls
age rank and race dont matter
guys want my cock too
erinrocksout: big ugly red lips
if only his malformed cock
was equally huge
Melancholytron: size doesnt matter
but motion in the ocean
i can lick my neck.
erinrocksout: we have to end this now.
Melancholytron: so admit defeat
i will respect your poor choice
you are a loser.
erinrocksout: i will bite your cock
for your victory supper.
oh, glorious dick.