10 - Justify your hatred for the local police.

9 - You gang lust disbanded.

8 - Excited about failing your first Olimpic drug test.

7 - Playing music to hard.

6 - Surfing's to dorky.

5 - Snowboarding is to easy.

4 - Girls like broken guys wit authority problems.

3 - It will give you more chances to use the word "extreme".

2 - Pot doesn't effect you anymore.

1 - You're tired of getting your ass kicked for being a rollerblader.