Ladies and gentlemen, children of ALL ages, from the creator that brought you the Ultimate Mac Daddy Pad,the Official UEF Homepage and countless hours of pleasure for just being him, now brings you his newest creation, the homepage that will rise above the rest of the monotonous malarkey that is the World Wide Web and stand alone on a plateu of individualism.
This man is the master of the "Merry-Go-Round Break Down", pulling trumpet skills out of his rectum and the maker of one hell of a Egg "Patty". His name preceds him as does his reputation as a master of whatever he does and in general being a pretty nice guy. Now entering the ring standing 6'4 and tipping the scales at 240lbs. The one they call "The IRON One", "Patton" and "The Biggest Baby in The Intire World"; Mac Campbell!!
And Now without any further ado, for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. Ladies and Gentlemen......