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Bumper Stickers

  It turns out that adults say the
darndest things too- on bumper stickers!

  • We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
  • Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog- Dorothy
  • All generalizations are false
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
  • Out of my mind- Back in five minutes
  • Cover me- I'm changing lanes
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • Forget about World Peace- Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
  • All men are Idiots, and I married their King!
  • Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
  • Few women admit their age, Few men act it!
  • I don't suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it!
  • Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!
  • IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
  • Born Free- Taxed to Death
  • I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather- Not screaming
    and yelling like the passengers in his car
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
  • I Brake For No Apparent Reason
  • When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS

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