So You Think You're Obsessed With Buffy
So you say you're obsessed with "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". If you really think that, take my quiz. The answers are very simple: "Yes," or "No".
If you can answer yes to 0-5 questions, you are "Dru's Dead Bird".
If you can answer yes to 6-10 questions, you are a "Needs A Whole Lotta Improvement, Baby!".
If you can answer yes to 11-15 questions, you are a "Moderate Conservative Buff-Goer".
If you can answer yes to 16-20 questions, you are a "Hunka Hunka Burning Stalker".
If you can answer yes to 20-24 questions, then you are "My Soul Mate"!
- Do you dream about the show at night more than four times a week?
- Do you drive your friends crazy with your constant chattering about the show?
- Can you recite entire episodes from memory, word for word?
- Do you tape the episodes on audio cassette and play them as you're driving (or being driven somewhere)?
- Have you joined numerous mailing lists just so you can vent your opinions about BtVS?
- Do you viciously flame anyone who doesn't agree with your opinion on one or more of the characters?
- Do you imagine yourself in sexual fantasies with your favorite [opposite sex] character?
- Do you believe that you are spiritually bonded to a certain character?
- Do you refuse to answer to anything but the name of your Buffy equivalent?
- Are you constantly quoting your Buffy equivalent?
- Did you beg your parents for the Internet just so you could create your own Buffy page?
- Now that you have the Internet, are your parents yelling at you to get off the computer because you've been furiously typing, cutting, and pasting for the past eight hours?
- Do you shamelessly promote your Buffy site everywhere you go?
- Do you sob hysterically every time your Buffy equivalent gets their feelings hurt?
- Do you dress, talk, and style your hair the same way as your Buffy equivalent?
- Or, to a more extreme degree, do you actually believe that you are one of the characters from Buffy?
- Do you own every piece of clothing ever made that even remotely has anything to do with Buffy?
- Are the walls of your room plastered with Buffy posters?
- Do you spend all of English creative writing time writing Buffy fan-fic?
- Do you insert yourself somehow into all of your fan-fics?
- Do you make three copies of every episode you've video-taped just in case of emergency?
- Do you buy all of the trading cards, comics, and magazines that even remotely have some reference to Buffy?
- Do you hang out with people that generally annoy the crap out of you, but they are as big a fan of Buffy as you, so you do it anyway?
- Have you spent the last half hour making up questions for this page?