Sing to the Tune of "Sometimes"
Young boys tell me they're in love with me
And that they adore my new boobies
It's not that I get scared away
But Chad is the one with whom I want to play
I want to believe that Justin does love me
But I know it is untruuuuue
(Chorus)--To many people hate me, I know
There things I should have done somewhat slow
Sometimes I run....Sometimes boys stare
Sometimes I am a whore
But all I really want is my cousin Chad
Yeah that's bad, My love life is really sad
My breast implants make people mad
I don't want to have small boobs, uh-uh
everytime I looked down I wondered why
hoped that they would grow someday
But you see now, that I just got some surgery
I want to believe that these boobs are really mine
Because they look sooooooo real
**Chorus**
Just stick around and you'll see
You'll see that I am a sleeze
If you want me, just tell me
Since I am slut, I'll do you
Sing to the Tune of You Drive Me Crazy
Britney, we truely hate you
You had nothing, so what did u do
You got, a boob job instead
Where is your brain, what's in that head
Everytime your face I see
I gag, cuz I'm your enemy
(chorus)--You drive us crazy
Now I can't sleep
I get nightmares, you make me weep
Ooh...Crazy, but you look a fright
Britney, thinkin' of you makes me sick at night.
Admit, those boobs aren't real
We already know, so what's the deal?
Admit, the rumors are true
Cuz we're through wastin', our gossip on you
Everytime I look at you
I see a hooker, who didn't you do...
**Chours
You drive us crazy britney
Nightmare, I can't sleep
Oh, but you look a fright
Britney thinkin' of you makes me sick at night
**Chorus | |
