Ways to Annoy the Police
When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
Poke his arm continously.
Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
Refer to him by his first name.
Cry when he looks at you stirnly.
If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself agenst the car.
Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him "sorry, I just ate the last one."
When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
Before you sign the ticket, sneeze disgustingly in your hands.You have to sign with his pen.
Chew on the pen, nervously.
If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
Act like you are retarded.
When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him quietly.
Or mumble to yourself.
When he tells you to stop, say "what are you talkin about, DUDE?!"
Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
Ask if they know how to make the donuts..
When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
Ask if he watches Cops.
Giggle if he did.
Talk to your hand.
Try to sell him your car.
Ask if you can buy his car.
If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
Play with the siren.
Ask if he ever had pu-tang.
If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
If there is someone else in the car, mouth words to them.
When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
Whistle loudly.
If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
Ask if you can see his gun.
When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.
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