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THIS PAGE WAS UPDATED ON MARCH 6TH, 2006!
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The Bob and Mike Show would like to thank the now over 4000 people who have visited our web page over the years! We appreciate that very much!! The one bad thing is that we lost our guestbook! So, we had to get a new one, which is now in place, so please, do us a favor, and sign the new one. It would mean a lot to us. And now that we're back, it will be a pleasure to bring you more funny stuff over the next few months!! So please, check back often!!!
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Having a Bad Day?
1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.
3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
And finally ...
5. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Your day doesnt seem so bad after all, now does it?
OUR FINAL THOUGHT
IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED, GIVE UP BECAUSE YOU ARE PROBABLY A LOSER!
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