Life is Picking Up!
I get up really early
then come driving down your street.
It's an awfully dirty job,
but in a way, it's kind of neat.
After all, I am important.
Without me, the world would stink!
And believe me, that would not be
half as cool as you might think.
So bring me all your wrappers and your
egg shells and your tissues.
(I'd rather not get into all
the sanitary issues).
But I'd like to say one thing
about the garbage bags you use-
Make sure they're strong or
all your trash will fall out on my shoes!
Who Am I?
(C) 1998, Arden Davidson
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A Garbage Man!