I'm sitting on your countertop,
I'm watching you walk by.
And I'm wondering if we don't deserve a toast,
just you and I.
I've lived here since the day you
took your vows as a new a bride.
And whenever something new pops up
you're right there by my side.
You appreciate my talents-
not too dark and not too light.
I do everything I can
to make sure things come out just right.
My ego's not on overheat,
I don't have a big head...
But I must confess, I think I am
the best thing since sliced bread
WHAT AM I?
(C) 1998, Arden Davidson
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