Sitting Pretty

Sitting Pretty

I am very important
and I'm very excited!
I'm in love with myself
and I don't plan to hide it.

I've got beautiful legs
and such lovely, strong arms.
Nobody's behind
is immune to my charms.

My soft, fluffy cushions
are often admired
and my curvy, sleek back
is just right when you're tired.

I've been dripped on and spilled on
and chewed by a mouse
But I'll still always be
the best seat in the house!

(C) 1998, Arden Davidson

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A Chair!