Clutter, clutter ev’rywhere
And I know whom to thank:
A little boy of three years old
I’d sometimes like to spank.
His fingers do the walking
Thru cabinets and drawers
And find a million objects
To spread across the floors.
He likes to sing and play the drum
And blow his little horn
Just like his friend--the rooster—
His concerts start at dawn.
He undoes ev’rything I do
Moving with the speed of light
Until it’s time to go to bed
When be finally says "good night."
His questions are unending,
Who-what-where-whyfor-and-when.
An encyclopedic knowledge
Is all you need to answer him.
But when he rolls those eyes of blue
And reaches for my hand,
My heart turns into putty:
His wish is my command.