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Pulling Wool

Classic Lines from the mouth of Michael William Burton

If you know me, you know by now that I am probably the smoothest operator when it comes to hitting on the opposite gender. This is a section that keeps tabs on my classic lines. Feel free to use them. DISCLAIMER: USE THEM AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!


Line: "So...what's the night life like around here?"
Place: Kiltie (ice cream drive-up place), Oconomoc, WI
When: Summer of 1996
Witnesses: Jake, Anton, and Beef

Line: "Isn't this music great? Oh, I'm sorry. I just love music. I gotta go"
Place: The Black Rose, Boston, MA
When: Summer 2001
Witnesses: Renyi and this girl's two friends
Note: There was an Irish band playing Irish music when the line came gracefully out of my mouth.