Welcome to my first attempt ever at html. There is a pretty high chance that this will remain up even after I learn how to do... well anything different since I have a habit of treasuring my firsts. Of course, I'm also hoping that this will not be hideously ugly, even if it is also not all that impressive. Feel free to laugh. Its all part of the fun. (I'm sure that when I see it, I'll laugh too.)

If you haven't picked up on it yet, I have a bad habit of needing to understand everything I use. That means I utterly refuse to use any HTML generator and I'm going to have some truly ugly creations before I get the hang of the dexidecimal code for colors. Yeah, I'm that stubborn about understanding things. The other warning that you need is my tendandcy to ignore the existance of the spellchecker. That's pretty self explainatory, so lets see if I can do anything interesting here.

Ok. I lied. I only think I understand that one. Maybe, like if i look at it long enough. I just couldn't do that on my own. But its really cool, so I don't care. The Maireverse allows me to live happily in my delusions of understanding. Oh yeah, the point of this is to make sure I can do all the stuff I wrote down. hmm... if you really want to you can email me at this address. I might even check it. ;)

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One more thing. This link is to my friend Tom's site. His site is much better than mine, but for some odd reason he comes across as an angst monkey. Someday I will learn enough code to hack into his site and turn everythign pink. And change all the adjectives to spiffy. But obviously I don't know enough yet. Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!