Dear Diary,
Today I sat in my cage and watched the dust roll by. I wish sometimes I could have a different view of the living room.
I've started to pee on the carpet, which is nice because it makes my owners take me out more. I haven't told them about the cricket and I. I figure they'll find out in my note when we leave.
Oh, the socks have gotten more plentiful. Apparently there's a monster inside the washing machine down the block...that's why they don't do laundry.
Heard a noise...
more later,
IZ