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Chapter 2: "They've Been Kidnapped!"
Chapter 4: "Who's Biting My Toe?!"
Chapter 6: "Mufasa...He's Gonna EAT Me!"
Chapter 7: "Chicken Burgettes"
Chapter 8: "You're Not Matt, Are Ya?"
Chapter 9: "It's...It's God..."
Chapter 10: "You're Quite an Odd Bunch"
Chapter 12: "I Can't Shower Here"
Chapter 13: "Matt, You're the Man"
Chapter 14: "Sup, Home Skillet?"
Chapter 16: "This is SO Boring"
Chapter 17: "I Don't Wanna Die!"
Chapter 18: "Dude...This is SO Not Fair..."
Chapter 19: "Do Not Worry, Young Grasshopper"
Chapter 20: "I'm a Slave for John"
Chapter 21: "You Interrupted This for That?"
Chapter 22: "Boxers...They're Good for Something"
Chapter 23: "How Much Longer to the Carnival?"
Chapter 24: "What the Hell...?"
Chapter 25: "I Want You, I Need You, Oh Baby, Oh Baby"
Sub-Chapter 27: "Secret Santas"
Chapter 28: "The Yellow Checkered Limo"
Chapter 30: "Aw, Where's Your Christmas Cheer?"
Chapter 31: "Caution: Mature Content"
Chapter 32: "That Was a Rhetorical Question, Airhead"
Chapter 33: "It's Gonna Be a Long Week"
Chapter 34: "Smart and Clever"
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