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{A spitting sound is heard folloed by the words "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!" The fans boo loudly and JBL grins in the ring as "Caribbean Cool" plays and Carlito makes his way to the top of the ramp wearing his purple tights and a carribean shirt. He takes a bite of an apple in his hand and smiles as he looks around at the fans. Carlito starts to make his way slowly down the ramp as JBL continues to smile from ear to ear. Carlito enters the ring and stands in the middle, taking another bite of his apple. He spits the apple into the air as fireworks go off behind him. As the smike clears, Carlito is handed the mic and the music stops. The fans continue to boo as Carlito stands there with a cocky grin on his face waiting for them to quiet down.}

Carlito - JBL, Carlito heard you were looking to build a cabinet here in TNA, and he thinks dat's pretty cool. I wasn't going to make my debut until later, but I figured why not give dese fans some extra excitement and let dem see two huge debuts at da same time? So, you want a chief of staff, and I can't think of anybody better to do dat job dan Carlito heemself! So, even if I have to beat dis punk down first, I will become da official chief of staff and den da cabinet... will be so cool!

{Low Ki looks pissed at this remark and steps up into Carlito's face.}

Carlito - Hold on, hold on, don't be getting in my face like dat, we don't know what JBL has to say yet, so don't jump da gun, my friend. Maybe we can work someting out!

{Both men look at JBL, who still has a giant grin on his face. He reaches out for the mic, but Carlito puts his hand up signalling for JBL to wait a moment. JBL looks a little surprised.}

Carlito - Jus before Carlito hand you dee mic, JBL, I have one more ting to talk about. See, Carlito wants to announce that dis week on Smackdown, you will all have da priveledge of witnessing da debut of Carlito's Cabana!

{This draws a mixed reaction from the fans.}

Carlito - And it will be huge, because the first ever Cabana guest here in TNA will be none other dan de owner of TNA, Paul Heyman!

{The fans go wild as JBL looks impressed.}

Carlito - So make sure to tune in, because Paul told me he has a very special announcement to make on da Cabana regarding da card at TNA's Turning Point!

{This draws another huge reaction from the fans.}

Carlito - Now wit-out furder ado, JBL, please enlighten us on what you want to happen regarding Carlito, Low-Ki and da Cabinet!

{Carlito hands the mic to JBL who smiles once again. Low-Ki and carlito look at him and wait to see what he has to say.}

(TBC By JBL)



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