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Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them,they would break.
Why do cats prefer milk cold?
Because they don't like coffee!
Why does the lion have four legs?
Because his tail is not a leg!
Why do birds fly South?
Because it's too far to walk!
Why do donkeys bray?
Because they are donkeys
Why do Moroccans stir coffee clockwise?
So that sugar melts.
Why do Moroccans usually eat bread?
Because it is not drinkable!
Why can't a bicycle run faster than a car?
Because it is two tyred!
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
Why is chalk white?
Because it is not black.
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