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Life in a can

By

Michael Brown

This One day I just started typing cause I was really bored and this is what I came up with.  I started out with listening to Mozart and got into all of the musician stuff and got all technical and appreciative I didn’t know what the hell to do with all of my mental anguish so I decided I would write something special for my philosophy corner on my web page.  This is totally something that I’m just doing cause I’m bored out of my mind.  You know that you are most satisfied when nothing is going on but you don’t feel like you have to do anything.  That’s how I am right now.  There is a certain mind frame that you get in to think.  Sometimes you are in the mood and sometimes you aren’t.  It’s those times when you are satisfied that you can think the best.  It is almost as if you feel that you can think through anything and nothing seems that hard cause you know that you can think your way through it.  See right now I just got finished listening to Busta Rhymes, come on all my niggas and it totally put me in a different mind frame.  When you hear something it takes you back to that place where you first heard it and all the emotions come with it.  So now lets listen to a little eine klein nact musik.  Now my mental anguish is being nullified and just type whatever words come to your head My sister says soap opera and she thinks that she is a real funny kid.  Haha. She is the yo ha mishi a.  And that’s what she says about he little black cat that she never cleans the kitty litter for so it stinks up the house.  PEEEEEEEEE YOU!!!  We just go on with normal life even though it smells so god damn bad.  That’s one lesson I learned.  No matter how freakin hard it gets you have to just plow through it and you know that there is no other way to get through it.  Like I know that by typing this that there is no other person or no other thing in the world that is going to get my homework done for me.  It is a very interesting analogy of human behavior.  I know that I will feel much better after my Homework is done but I keep on telling myself that this is better and this makes me feel better on the inside but I know in all reality that this is not true epically I go through the same god damn thing every day.  Boring Boring Boring.  Fuckin robots are what we are.  The appitimey of all human life is to have the best time of your life and not worry about a damn thing.  It so gets in the way of the satisfaction thing I talked about earlier.  There is no way in hell you can be satisfied if you just walk around like a robot doing whatever it is that other people expect of you.  That is no fun whatsoever.  And what the hell is with our English language anyways.  No fun whatsoever.  If people know what you are talking about and you get the point across then that is fine by me.  I don’t care how you spell your points out to me.  All I care about is taking if for what it is.  And this brings me to another point.  I have learned in these last 17.5 years that there is way too much of people reading into things that mean absolutely nothing.  Not to insult any artists out there that are all sensitive and in touch with the spirit and all that mumbo jumbo.  But stupid freakin people these days put a piece of shit of a lamp post and call it art.  All it is is nothing but a stinky mess.  My favorite is the people who call themselves artist’s cause they can throw paint balls at a piece of paper.  Just big splotches of paint spread out all thought out a big plasterboard or something. Like that.  Ohhhhh la la.  Big freagin deal.  And then they try to tell us that they are political geniuses cause they have defined the purpose of life by the placement of their splotches.  I don’t think so.  They are just bored like I am right now so they throw paint and try to keep their mind busy by interpreting it.  This brings me to my next point.  I have discovered why civilizations do not go on forever.  You see the human mind is a marvel and the only way you can keep it from becoming distinct is to keep it busy.  The way that we have come to keep our minds busy is to figure out what we don’t know.  Take space for example.  Everyone keeps their brains busy every once in a while just thinking of what could be out there.  Once we figure that out then what are we going to fill up in our head with instead of that.  The answer is nothing and eventually we are going to figure everything out and have nothing to think about and our brains will cease to function.  This is why we will not live on forever.  And speaking of forever there is no forever cause time does not actually exist.  There is no present cause what you have just read is already in the past and what’s ahead of you is going to be in your past without ever coming into the present state as we call.  Time is a man maid invention that is impossible to coexist with the world that exists around us.  What I mean is that they just don’t click together.  Whatever substitute was originally there in this world is far more advance than the invention of time.  Time is the crummiest of all crummiest inventions to come up with to explain why we change and we live our lives.  You should live your life however it was presented to you.  You shouldn’t base it on years or minutes or how many more months you have to live.  You are alive right now and that is all that matters to anything and everything.  Live it how it’s supposed to be lived.  Get in a fistfight for something that you truly believe is worth fighting for.  Build character through experience and become a solid person that other people envy.  Although you must have envy to become a satisfied person cause the people you envy are your heroes and without heroes you are lost cause you have no guidance.  Along with this be someone else’s hero.  It will help you deal with your envy.  What are you writing about she says and I respond with a one word answer.  NO.  She is confused and dazzled but this is the appitimey of all right and wrong.  Answer someone with an answer that they don’t understand to get out of a conversation and get back to doing what you wanted to do in the first place.  You see she (my sis) is not by my side anymore cause she got confused and wanted to go back to something that she understood.  We humans tend to do this all the time (remember time doesn’t exist).  I like to call it the comfort zone.  This is not a good zone cause this goes back to the fact that if all of us are in the comfort zone then we don’t have anything to keep our minds busy and is will cease to function.  A functionless mind is the worst.  Let me use the Romans as an example.  They fell cause they felt that they knew everything that they needed to know and their brains became dumb and useless.  All I have to say to that is magic carpet ride is a tight ass song.  Word DAN WILSON!!  Power to ya.  What is it with power anyways?  Anyways I have gotten to a point where my brain is becoming bored with this whole typing thing about whatever is was that I just spent a half hour talking about.  To the philosophy corner ye will go to become published in a book someday (days are a man made invention don’ forget).  To be continued….

Peace all and on last thing about this whole peace thing.  Humans need war and fighting to stay alive.  There is no such thing as a peaceful world.  We need to challenge other thoughts and ideas or we will become socially inadequate and become bored with ourselves and the world around us.  So you peace lovin hippies out there I got bad news for you.  Peace is off in the distance and it aint showin up for a wile cause human instinct tells me that is just aint possible.  Eat your ice cream before it melts.  Enjoy this life cause it’s the only one you got and enjoy it how it’s supposed to be enjoyed.  Cheers-

Mike Brown

Life in a Can Part Deux

By

Michael Brown

Yeah so I’m gonna just jump right into it cause I hate this whole introduction thing where you have to present your idea before you actually present your idea.  What the hell is that shit.  If ya got something to say then just say it for god sakes.  None of this writing notes to your best friends cause you feel it’s more affectionate and it gets the point across a lot better.  I got news for you.  It would be 1000x easier if you just went up to their face and told them what you were going to tell them in this “special note” of yours.  And Imagine this!!!  They would be able to give you an instantaneous response.  No waiting 3 days for a return letter in response to yours.  You get to find out what they think right away, IMAGINE THAT!  Wow is that amazing.  So My main motivation for writing this in the first place was to tell all y’all that I had this awesome Idea pop into my head while I was watching a baseball documentary today.  So I got around to thinking how bill gates (lower case on purpose no doubt jigga) is done with his advancement.  As far as I’m concerned he is no benefit to society whatsoever any longer.  I came up with my own little theory here so just hear me out.  So here it starts.  No introduction…no nothing.  I’m just gonna tell it how it is, which by the way I think is the way is the way that everything should ever be told but anyways that’s just my opinion on the topic but what the hell is my opinion anyways in a world of a couple billion people.  So I’m done stalling and here goes my little theory. This theory will explain in great detail why society is always advancing and it doesn’t just stop in one spot and that’s it.  This theory will show why out society is always technologically advancing and new things are coming out every day to help improve the standard of living. In the world there are old people and young people, that’s it.  I know I know just hear me out already!  They old people are people who have been around for about half a life time and the young people are the people that are coming into their own as to speak.  They haven’t had a job for their whole life yet and they are all ambitious and all that good stuff.  So when you are ambitious and ancy to get going and do some stuff in the world that is what you do.  You just plain out go out and try to make the world a better place.  You feel as though you have to get stuff done.  Now lets talk about the old people.  Old people have been around for a long time now and they have tried lots and lots of things.  So they think that they know what is going to work and what isn’t going to work based on their own personal history (keep in mind that younger people have not yet acquired this history to restrict them from trying new ideas).  So these old people have lived a long time and they have seen society as a whole progress very much in their lifetime.  SO to these old people a lot has been accomplished and they know that a lot has been accomplished in their lifetime.  This is speaking as society as a whole.  So since these old people have seen society advance so far they are satisfied and feel like something has been accomplished in their life.  So now they feel that a lot of things have been done so there is not an extremely high need for these old people to come up with new ideas and new ways of doing things (remember this is only the way that the old people think).  Now back tot the young people.  These young people have not seen how society has advanced in these old people’s lifetimes.  So these young people actually think that society hasn’t changed all that much so they feel the need that something must BE DONE.  IMMEDIATELY.  The young people want to do things faster and they want change. See, the old people have already seen plenty of change and they feel like everything has already been done.  Young people want to get new things done even faster than they are progressing now.  This is why society’s standard of living is increasing as an exponential rate.  Every new wave of young people wants to advance society faster than it is moving at the given moment which is actually fast for the old people.  So in they end this explains why society is always advancing and why it is advancing at exponential rates.  Needless to say as long a society lives there will always be new waves of young people (without a history to hold them back) and there will always be old people (Like bill gates) who are moving society infinitesimally slower than the young people.  Explained like I was telling a four year old I would say.  If life doesn’t make sense to you now then read it again and until it does.  We are a thriving species determined to constantly out do the people before us i.e. older people.  So kiss my ass bill, sorry to let you know but you are not helping us out one bit any more.  At one point gates was the young person and he actually was advancing society at light speed but now he can only slow down the new generation of young people that are going to advance society further than he will ever imagine.  The new young people will pummel him like a stampede of rhinos.  To bad rhinos can’t advance their society as fast as we can.  This is why we are such a successful species and are relatively speaking at the top of the food chain.  We can advance faster than any other species on this planet.  Now all of this speed talk about how fast we can advance our own society is relative.  I know that there are other things out there besides humans on earth, maybe on different planets, maybe in a parallel universe where “people” (alternate life forms) are advancing at un-comprehendible speeds compared to us.

Everything in life is relative (Einstein would agree with me) and we are only fast compared to other species on this planet.  That is…if this planet really exists (Matrix perhaps).  No one will ever know and until someone of some life form will advance their society fast and far enough to find out, I’m just gonna chill out and do my part to advance society at exponential rates.  This is MB signing off for now so have a pleasant evening and This broadcast would not be complete without letting all y’all know what I was just listening to PHiSH 5.23.00 – Cavern, tight ass song.  Live it up all y’all and keep it real.

Cheers-

MAB

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