A Generic Dry Cleaning Establishment
Welcome to a generic dry cleaning establishment on a quiet street. We dry clean generic suits and pants all day. We are not U.N.C.L.E. headquarters. Just a generic dry cleaners...Really...pay no attention to those two men that just went through a secret doorway behind the hangers. We are a generic dry cleaner and nothing else. In New York. Just dry cleaning all day. No spotless hallways with international agents sent by the countries that founded the United Nations. Just a dry cleaner. Never even heard of the United Network Command for Law Enforcement...doesn't ring a bell...
Oh, all right
If you really want UNCLE headquarters: