More Jokes From All Around!
He'll meet you and sweep you off of your feet
He's nice and he's funny, so cute and so sweet
Surprisingly, he likes the same things as you
He does all the things that you love to do
He's the perfect guy, the one of your dreams
You belong together, or so it seems!
He looks in your eyes, and plays with your hair
He tells you that he'll always be there
His touch is so soft, his hold is so tight,
His words are so soothing, his kiss is just right!
You ditch all your friends for your new obsession
You don't realize your future is full of depression
You think that you love him, you give him your heart
Little do you know that he'll tear it apart
You do what he wants, you know its not good
You told him slow down, and you think he understood
You let it slide by, he's just having fun
You'll learn to like it as time goes on!
He's taken your heart, and locked it away
And you see him with a different girl the next day
You cry and you grieve, but then you forgive,
H! e won't do it again for as long as he lives!
At this point you've fallen into his trap
He has all control when you're in his lap
You believe he's sorry, you're together again
You give him a chance, he's your only friend!
You're right where he wants you, he molds you like clay,
And you see him with girl number 3 the next day
He got what he wanted, accomplished his goal
He still has your heart, which he evilly stole!
He's taken your purity, you still can't believe
You feel hurt and cheap and extremely naive.
If only your hair was blond and straight
If only you looked like you lost some weight
If only your clothes were a little bit tighter
If only your teeth were a little bit whiter
You know he's an ass, but you still want him back
And you grieve about all of those qualities you lack
All you wanted was to have some fun
Now you wish that this whole thing had never begun
You wish that one day you'll see him cry
That one day he'll know how he killed you inside!
But you know that he won't, cause he's numb to pain
He'll be with some girl while you cry and complain
Beware of the players, they'll steal your heart
And they'll give it back once its all torn apart
Don't let them suck you into their game
Cause once you lose, you're never the same.
PLAYA POEMS
Kissing is a habit, fucking is a game,
boys get all the pleasure,
girls get all the pain,
He says he loves you and you believe it's true,
but when your stomach starts to swell he says the hell with you!!!
16 min of pleasure,
9 months of pain,
3 days in the hospital,
a baby with no name.
The baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore,
It never would of happened
if the rubber hadn't tore.
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
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