A Song Parody

-This is a parody of the song "Why do Birds Suddenly Appear" or something like that by: I'm not that old to know...maybe Chris knows, but anyways, I manipulated the lyrics to fit each guy..and if you haven't heard the song yet...WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Lol, here you go...

Joey-
Why does Lancth suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
Not like me, he longs to be close to you...
Why do hoes fall down from the sky, everytime you walk by?
Not like me, they long to be close to you....

On the day that you were born the angels left together
So some fairy had to create a new you
So he sprinkled red dye in your hair and horny stralights in you eyes so brown (lol, wtf?)

That is why all the sluts in town, folow you, all around.
Not like me they long to be close to you.

Justin-
Why do teenies suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
Just like me they long to be "inside" you...
Why do cameras fall down from the sky, everytime you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be flashing you...(lol,j/k)

On the day that you were born the angels got together
And decided to create a fine mutha, it's true
So they sprinkled frizz-ease in your hair and sthexy starlights in your eyes so babyblue

That is why all the fans in town follow you all around
Just llike me they long to be seen by you...

JC-
Why does Jerome suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
Just like me, he longs to hook you up with "some"
Why does crack fall down from the sky everytime you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be sniffed by you...

On the day that you were born the dealers got together
and decided to create an addict so true
So they sprinkled glitter in your hair and injected meth in you arm so blue!

That is why all the crackheads in town envy you all around
Just like me they kinda be, hooked like you

Chris-
Why do parents suddenly appear everytime you are near?
Just like me they long to be 'hit' by you..
Why do grannies fall down from the sky, everytime you walk by?
Not like me they long to be in bed with you...

On the day that you were born, fat angels got together
And decided to create something new
So they sprinkled humor in your hair and potbellyness in your body so FAT

That is why all the oldies in town follow you all around
Just like me they long to be, right by you..

Lancth-
Why does Joey suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
Not like me, he wants to be "into" you...
Why do boys fall down from the sky, everytime you walk by?
Not like me they long to be, be with you..

On the day that you were born the prissy angels got together
And decided to create a girl with a bod so true
So they sprinkled blondeness in your hair and golden starlights in you eyes so...??

That is why all the guys in town, follow you all around!
Not like me, they long to be, sleeping with you...

-Well, that's about it, so bye!

Why do you fill me up, buttercup baby...