Mrs. Walters: Nice to have you here Miss Ham,and Miss Porky.
Ham: Thank you
Porky: Yes, it's a pleasure
Mrs. Walters: I understand Miss Ham that you have no legal training what so ever.
Ham: Yes, but I want to become a lawyer (sorta true, I don't know what I want to do right now)
Mrs. Walters: Shouldn't you get a real lawyer?
Ham: Well, I feel this case is essential to my training. It will give me some experiance.(I know, I even scared myself. Damnit, where's Super Joey when you need him?)
Mrs. Walters: Miss Porky, how do you feel about this lawsuit? Are you going to counter claim
Porky: Uhh, I think it's a privilage..ya know, like the one think I don't screw up, like my husband and 2 kids that moved to Orlando last year. If you're watching this Chris Jr. and Michelle Jr., Mommy misses you! (LOL, ok, sorry, that was from 2gether...lemme rephrase that statement) Um, I think we're gonna kick some A. Counter Claim? umm..yes?
Mrs. Walters: Are you confident in your lawyer?
Porky: Yes I am, she's going to be great, I just know it.
Mrs. Walters: Is N SYNC going to show at the trial?
Ham: Uh, I dunno, it's up to them (I wanna shed this sqeaky clean image so bad, Oh god, I probably sounded like JC, AaaaaaHHHHHHH!!!)
Porky: I sure hope so. It'll be my big chance to meet them-er, I mean, it'll be good for the trial, you know, we can see what they feel about all of this...*cough*
Mrs. Walters: Well thank you all for your time. (Thinking, poor kids, getting sued by that teeny)
Ham: (gritting teeth) It's been a pleasure (Yeah right, hopefully this was worth it, and made it seem like we were the good kids)
Porky: No, thank YOU Mrs. Walters (that was corny, but eh, it's all for the trial)
After the cameras go off, Porky and Ham run screaming from the set.