Turkey's Review of IGBM

Turkey's Review of
It's Gonna Be Me

I was watching M-sux-TV with my sister and *N Sync's "It's gonna be me"...and I thought "Hmm, I haven't done a review of that video." And also "I need to do an update for the site" so add 1 plus 1 and ta-da!!! Here's another pathetic attempt to amuse YOU (yep..it's all for the people)...my review of "It's gonna be me"...

~> Justin's hair looks especially fake, 'cause JC looks as stiff and pointy as it would normaly would be..
~> Justin's like.."I'm Rambo-man"
~> JC's shirt=sucky play on AC/DC
~> Chris...nice jacket
~> Lance looks the same except with plastic highlights
~> Dayum his Adam's apple is HUGE
~> One of my favorite parts is when Justin does that swooping motion with his arm and says "..bayybe"
~> Chris..are you lost or something?
~> Joey...really, you need to consult someone on your "weight problem"
~> How the hell can you NOT notice five miniature screaming badly-clothed guys?!?
~> lol@justin doing the Michael Jackson spin
~> What's wrong Lance?? Make-up doesn't complement your outfit?
~> Did ya see how Joey tried to console Lancth??
~> I just realized this video is hella funny when it's on slow motion
~> G.I. Joe..kick those boyband members asses!!!
~> See Justin looks REALLY decided when he says " when you told meeeh"
~> "Oh NO!!! They kicked down one of our boxes...what will we ever do???"
~> The choreography is like the recycling of the "Bye, Bye, Bye" moves and some other crappy stuff
~> Look at Chris' face during the slow-mo part...
~> Wow JC's ass looks REAL nice in those pants
~> Chris has got one mean right hook.
~> Ouch! Justy got kicked in the groin..there goes his plans for the night
~> In the figurines JC's sweater look hella big
~> I like the little switch-a-roo they do when it's JC's turn.
~> But then JC does this 'riverdance-salute' that is totally gay.
~> Wow...those are some bulging muscles!
~> Um I guess Jerome has been working for quite a bit...c'mon JC get some tattoos or something to cover up those damn track marks...or stop wearing wife-beaters, although I do admit, the look so fuken good on you *ROWR*
~> Now THOSE move are sharp...give it to me baybeh
~> The cashier looks really freaky....I mean at first I didn't even know if it was a guy or a girl!
~> "Wait! Look at those motha&#%*@$ !"
~> Chris...overreacting a bit?
~> OMG Lance and Joey were about to hug...
~> A vein is gonna pop out of JCs head anytime soon
~> Again with the puppet moves = SUCK!
~> When they shake they're hands to the side Joey's hair trembles nad his face is like a big ball of ham (no offense to the meat though).
~> JC sounds very aggressive with the "it's gonna be ME" part
~> "*whistles* Hey boys! Wanna come to the best lil' whore house in Barbieland?"
~> "You betcha!"
~> Do you notice how Joey on purpose chooses the blonde with the the fake ta-ta's and sluttiest clothes???
~> Well these guys are kinda vain...they deserved the net trap...
~> Did ya see the ghetto move Lance did in the chorus???
~> Aaaaahhh....a not-so-big domino is gonna crush us...run for your life!!!
~> I saw the part where Joey injures his butt....he really did banged himself pretty badly, although the fatty part probably absorbed most of the shock.
~> JC...you trying to grab something there?
~> The little action figure dance is WAY crappy...
~> NOW she notices them???
~> Can you imagine if you could actually BUY an *N Sync member?!?!?!?! That would be creepy as hell...
~> The guys reaction of them being "popped" to life size is really fake...
~> Scuze me Justin...who made YOU the boss of here?
~> At the end Chris is like: "Whoo-hoo I'm so glad this is OVER!"...

All in all the video pretty much sucked ass...because in the making the video thing they made it up to be like, the mother of all videos and it turned out to be a big, boring, action figure-playing pile o' wasted money....but the boys looked good, well...4 outta five ain't that bad. And the outfits were uh, creative...to say the least. Well I'm out...lol See you later, you impersonator! (don't ask)

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