Return of the Turk-myster

Turkey is back

And just when I had given up..

So, yes I AM BACK!!! I'm still in a little shock from the whole "kidnapping" thing, but quickly recuperating..I know that you guys want to hear what the hell happened to me (or maybe you really don't care) but actually I'm having a really hard time remembering how I got out of there...Maybe it'll come back to me in a dream or sumthin' (hmmm..interesting). I was under some pretty rough conditions there and I remember hearing voices of people that went and visited Lou Pearlman, some of the likes of: Puff Daddy, the Tacobell chihuahua doggy, Bill Gates, the blue alien from the Walkman commercial (y'know the one that sings Cypress Hill), the ex-Ginger Spice, the Devil and his lovely bride Britney Spears, and even those annoying teenies that invaded our site the other day (Janet, Justin lover and the other girl...at least we know why they did it). They only had sushi to eat...therefore I lost, like 20 pounds. And the music, what horror..it was all this sugary-pop loser boy-groups (C-Note and stuff like that)24/7..it drove me insane!!! Fortunately, I did have my trusty cd player (NEVER leave home without it) so I did have my dose of metal..well until the batteries ran out. Anywho I am here and nothing else matters (hee-hee)...Layter

Go home 'cuz Turkey's here to stay!