A Bowl of Turkey Soup

Yeah, yeah…It's supposed to be “chicken soup”, but who is making the section?!?! So basically this is Just IN, Turkey style. People, I was bored and I needed an update, BAD! Besides, there are quite a few differences between Porky and I, I think. Also there will be a few philosophical phrases here and there, for you’re enjoyment. So…

28-05-01

Oh my gosh! It’s been like fah-eva since I’ve updated here. This place is a mess! Okay, where to start? I officially finished school a week and a half ago, so for two glorious summers I don’t have to wake up early, well except for Sunday mornings (when the Lord-a calls-a). The thing that sucks about summer though, is the re-runs. I mean, the TV broadcast companies try to get you psyched up about because “this way, you can catch what you didn’t watch!”, but that’s lame because, since my social life is extremely limeted, most of my time I spend watching TV, therefore not missing anything. Well that’s just my opinion. OH! I’m gonna have a new sister or brother!!! I can’t wait, I hope it’s a girl…Um well, yesterday I my 10-month anniversary with my boyfriend. YEE-HAW! I luv u bubu (Ignore that, please.) I gotta get ready because I’m going to Europe for 2 and a half freakin’ weeks…yessireeyoubob. But more on that later on…I have to go…Love, peace and…uh love s’more.

18-02-01

Hey! Has anyone noticed my updates have become? I’m like trying sooo hard not to get kicked out of the Sailor Meats….*gulp* Um, shoot I gotta go…Happy Valentine’s Day everybody. Quote: “Check out David, dancing naked before the Lord!!!Go David, Go David it’s yo’ birthday!”

31-12-00

*sniff*So…um, New Year’s is tomorrow and it’s sad because, well, um wait…it’s not sad at all! It’s happy! YES. Celebrate the happiness that is New Years…heehee. So um Merry X-mas too...Wow I received a lot of gifts, my fave a beeper, I hope you had nice gifts too…I’m a bit erratic here because I need to go and I’m typing really fast. Okay! Well bye, I luv you guys…And I’ll talk too you next year. MUAH!

11-12-00

Um, which do you write first the month or the day?? Anyways…I’m really sorry for the sucky updates, really I am, I’ll make up for it…somehow. Uh, bye…

13-10-00

Hey soy yo…I’m so tired right now (it’s 3:10 A.M.). But I was kinda bored so…yeah. Hey have you seen the newest BSB video? Could it be more suckier??? It’s actually kinda creepy. I was watching the “making the video” thingy and I was “ohmygod”-ing all the way through it. I mean it was horrible, each time I saw a member it was getting worse. I mean Kevin, what with the gay hair? And I don’t even want to think about Howie…*shivers* WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING?? Does he actually want everybody to know that he’s a gay-drolling-not winking anymore-troll?? And the shirt…Oh my god the shirt. It’s too horrible for words…I’m I just fell asleep right now, and I have drool all over my keyboard (ewwww…). That means I should prolly go to sleep. Ta-ta… :)

01-10-00

So I have a new update (finally!) and uh, yeah that’s pretty much it! Happy 2 month anniversary to me!!! Here’s an interesting quote: “I have this body, therefore I am me” –Ines Marie Lol, my friends are f*cked-up…but I luv ‘em. Hasta!

17-9-00

I AM ALIVE!!! Heehee…I know I have kinda dissapeared lately, not to worry though I haven’t been kidnnaped again…just that I have no freakin’ computer so until now…just read this crappy update…let me see what I have in store for the next updates: -The continuation of my kidnnaping (im still in therapy but it’s going good) -The *n sync sex ad outakes -The vma review -whatever else comes to mind So…okay I’ll see you all later…I have no computer but I’ll try to at least write my stuff on paper so I can later put it online. Also I’m so very proud and happy that in a week and a half, my boyfriend and I are gonna celebrate our two month anniversary (yay!). Okay…gotta go….hasta.. I lo-hove you Anthony…

13-8-00

I’m alive and well people, it’s just well…school started for me. I know *sniff* it’s really, really sad, given that my best friends and all the “cool” people are in the other class (each grade has 2 classes). I only have like 5 people I can talk to in my class. :( Oh well, I doesn’t matter, I have a boyfriend, yes you heard right, the Turkmiester has gotten herself a man baby!!! A “real” man, not like that other “thing” I used to be with :) lol…well then I’ll be laying low for a couple of weeks. Smile when you think of me…gotta go…PE-ACE…lmao

26-7-00

Well I’ve had an interesting weekend…NOT. I have some really depressing news, well they’re deppresing for me: School starts in one and a half weeks!!! MAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! If you’re thinking: “What?!?! Dat be wack, yo” Well, yeah! It IS wack!! :*( You see I finish school in May, hence I start in August, August 7 to be exact, and well…I DON’T WANNA! Well anyways…I just have to say that the guy that I’ve been talking about is just-too-freakin’-good to be true! He came yesterday at my house to surprise me, I had no idea! Of course, I just happened to be wearing my crappy-est shorts and my most faded shirt and my hair was all freak-ay. Geez…But whatever…we had a great time and uh, yeah…Later…lol

10-7-00

Hey, it’s the Turk checking in. Um, I’ll be gone for the week so no new section or update for me :( It’s okay though ‘cause I’ll be back soon and with new stuff…okay. I’m excited about the Teenie Awards we got some great stuff we thought of. Yeah I have to go now…I’ll be thinking about ya’ll.

21-7-00

Yup, yup, yup. I’m so bored…but this weekend I’m with my Dad so that ought to be fun…Riiight. Lol..I really have nothing else to say. Later. Take care of yo’selves.

19-7-00

Okay this past few weeks have been AMAZING!!! Not only did I have a life changing experience (um, ignore that), I met a boy. A cute, gentleman-ly, courteous, funny, spontaneous and kissable boy!!! Where was he all along?? Okay I’m not trying to rub it in your face, maybe you have a guy like that (or maybe you don’t…hehehe), but he’s just so great! A nice christian boy is just what I needed. LoL, okay enough ‘bout him…I’ll update later (a real update) in the week, promise.

3-7-00

First of all I wanna say, happy anniversary to my Mother. She is now one year married with her husband. I LUV U MUMMY. Okay…I was today buying something very, very horrible. Why did you buy it then? You may ask (or then again maybe you don’t care). Well because I HAD to buy it. You see I go to this small(VERY small), private Catholic school, and you know wht that means…SCHOOLGIRL UNIFORMS!!! Before you go thinking that our school is a permanent Britney Spears video, let me have the pleasure to either burst your bubble or aliviate your horror. OUR UNIFORMS SUCK ASS. They’re hella ugly. I mean what can be uglier than a brown color pallete. Yeah BROWN. Okay um…whatever. Very soon I’ll have the next installment of my adventure through hell. And uh I think that’s it…I’ll leave you with a lil’ phrase I heard: “If eyes are the window to the soul, then a smile is the front door” Okay so I got it from a Kodax commercial…but it’s pretty deep…right?…lol. Late

1-7-00

1 year.
YEAH BAYBEH!
Well, it’s certainly been a kick-ass year(well okay um, I’ve been part of it like for half of the year but still). We’ve had good times and even better times! Thrashing *N Sync and the teenies and all the other annoying people. It’s been swell. Um, that’s it.

26-6-00

So…this weekend I was with my dad and we went to buy schoolbooks…Yup…Books for school…I was all fidgety cause I saw them and then I calculated how much the books combined with my notebooks and all the other sh*t I put in there was going to weigh and I went ahead and made appointments with my chiropractor (is that how you write that?) because my back is going to suffer like hell…Anyways I bought a cd! YAY No, actually my father bought it for me and after a careful inspection of the cover, the lyrics, the content and who knows what else, he deemed it right for me to listen (parents these days). I’m listening to it right now…um…that’s it…I’m really gonna a do a “real” update soon, I promise on my meaty heart..late

22-6-00

Ello there…I’m still doing the boredom-thing. You know what’s really annoying?? This sudden invasion of teenyboppers we seem to been having lately…I mean what the hell! It’s like they all decided to write repeatedly on our guestbook…they are so lame they don’t even e-mail! Don’t they realize that they are gonna end up on the hatemail section and get embarassed the hell outta them?!? And besides if they have a problem with this site why don’t they just LEAVE! Well that’s just me…I have to go now and check my e-mail or something…late

21-6-00

I really don’t think I need to explain myself why I haven’t written in the last say, 5 months..but if you HAVE to know, I was kidnapped by The Fat Bastard (a.k.a. Lou Pearlman). So, okay...School’s out. YAY!!! The only bad thing about this is I have absolutley NOTHING to do, I’m boring my freakin’ brains out. And I just found out that one of my "friends" is a Nazi-type of racist, which really disturbs me. Oh well, I guess this is just another normal day for me. If anybody asks I’m the one playing Russian roulette with "Greasy Earl". See yaz!

20-1-00

Before I start, I just wanna say that JC is THE sexiest man alive (AMA’s anyone?). Okay so things are starting to look up for me, one of my tests was changed…at least I hope to another day. And even though there’s no partay this weeken I’m going w/ my best friend and her family to the beach and to eat Mexican food (Margaritas…mmmm…) So that ought to be cool. I’m a little sad for my friends who hooked up, like, yesterday…it seems they already had a fight and things are not well. Okay, could anybody explain to me why men are such a-holes??? I mean even the good ones are shit-heads once in a while. When they know that a girl likes them they either: a) Get this BIG-ass ego trip b) run and hide, totally ignoring the girl or c) use the girl, leading her on and then dumpin’ her. Geez…And why do guys say that women don’t know how to drive??? I don’t have a liscence and I know how to drive…Men think they are so superior, there’s this senior, a friend of the “Chosen One” GOD!!! How could his mother be stupid enough to get impregnated? He is the most cocky, arrogant dick-headed guy there is…If I could just punch him, right in the nose WHAM! So, I think I’m done.

FELIZ CUMPLEAñOS CYNTHIA!!! :-)

Hughz-n-Kishesh

19-1-00 

So, It’s official. Today HAS to be one of the crappiest days EVER. School SUCKS!!! (but, then again, you already knew that right?). Plus today I just had to cry for no reason, well I did have my reasons they just don’t make sense. And when I’m, crying the “Chosen One” just happens to walk by w/ his annoying little buddy. Timing just sucks. And after I’m all puffed up and like, red, I just HAD to get in a car w/ him. And guess what no party this weekend, so I’ll be home…watching the paint peel off the walls. Did ya know that in my house they are doing this big-ass renovation and there’s dust EVERYWHERE. I basically now have no living room or a kitchen. OH! Those friends that I told you about DID hook up. Good for them! Bad for me since that means one friend less. Man, I wanna have a boyfriend so badly…I, like, ache to have one. Fuck all that girl-power-being-alone-is-better bullshit. Yeah, so men are dawgs, who’s gonna be the one to hug ya and kiss ya to make yo feel betta? Your mother. So well, that’s all…Laytah…

Hughz-n-Kishesh

18-1-00 

Today was…hmmm, how shall I describe it? Diverse. Yup. Today was a really good and a really bad day. Let’s start with the bad ones: 1) Teachers are EVIL!!! What is up with the homework?!?! Don’t we do enough work at school already??? It’s the 2nd week in school and I have 2 tests, a special project for the 31st , have to read TWO novels ( The Outsiders for English and Don Quijote for Spanish) I also have a science presentation next week worth a WHOLE FUCKING GRADE!!! 2) Let’s not forget cheerleading practice. I’m telling you, cheerleading will be the death of me. 3) I have school tomorrow! Okay so that’s enough melodrama, now the good things: 1) I’m period free. HOORAY!!! Well at least for the next month or so. 2) My best friend turns 16 this Thursday ( Happy B’day Cynthia!), and you know what that means…she’ll have a car!!! YEAH BABY!!! 3) I heard a little rumor that two friends might be hooking up…I’ll keep ya posted on that. 4) There’s a party this Friday!!! Yup, another friend has a b’day and I’m sleeping over at her house where my semi-quasi-crush (her brother) will be…Tee-hee. 5) Speaking of the “Chosen One”, I have this weird vibe coming off from him, It’s not negative but it’s kinda strange. We talked a hella lot today ‘bout the teachers and school, we “clicked”, whatever…I really wanna go to the Junior-Senior Tribute w/ him but I won’t die if I don’t *gulp*. 6) I saw the AMA’s. So that’s pretty much it, till next time.

Hughz-n-Kishesh

Take me home!