Ay, dat was dope!

TRL Superbowl Party Review

MTV now owns *N Sync, I swear. They’re like on every fricken MTV special, not that I’m complaining, but dayum! That’s a lot of MTV shit they’ve been doing lately. Well, on the day before the superbowl (I though Tennessee coulda tied, dammit!), *N Sync met up with Carson Daly and James Van Der Beek for a little TRL Superbowl Party….

-When they came out, Justy was too full of himself and covered James Van Der Beek. What a dork! JC was “fair” and rooted for the Rams. Joey’s all, “Titans ‘cuz that’s where Justin’s from” Yeah ok, good reason there buddy. That’s what any fan would say, but I rooted for the Titans ‘cuz they’re the underdogs and I think they’ve never played at the superbowl before. Rams have been at that position before, share the wealth, dammit! Chris’s “Ottowa Senators” reply was weird. Say jokes that fans can actually get, buddy. Carson was all annoyed by Chris.

They all need Renelin. I swear. They were all doing little gay dances while Carson was talking. YOU AINT AT NO CLUB. I guess for Joey, a club scene would be any type of environment. Wassup wid Justy and bandanas? Do I have to write yet another conspiracy? Is he trying to hide his gay ass hair? LOL, well the bandana aint helpin there.

-Touchdowns
~*Justin almost dropped it. WTF was he doin? Booty boppin? “That was dope” Wait, I didn’t see Jerome there, did you? I don’t get why Justy won. The floor was like kissin his ass. I prefered JC’s.
~*JC jumped into the crowd. LOL. Cute. I woulda jumped his bones right there.
~*Joey freaked a girl. Typical. I’m still wondering how on earth he actually caught the ball. Maybe he thought it was food and his stomach was a magnet and it pulled the football to him. Watch it in slow motion, it’s true I tell you! That pimp freaked the girl. She was practically doing him, if she had no clothes. That horny asshole.
~*Lancth freaked some girl too. LMAO, it looked like he was trying so hard to freak her. Then he pulled her closer…excuse me while I barf! *barf* I’m surprised he caught it too. Hmm, did he do that so people would stop questioning his manhood? Geez..did he think he could out-do Joe?
~*Chris. Did the football his assth? Loved his dance even though he didn’t make a touchdown. Very cute. I think he’s getting to me. Damn old wrinkly bastard!

-$$$$ thing
*~Poor Joe, he didn’t make it. I’m not surprised. Nice pout. Really…..not!
*~Lancth almost got it in. Dawson’s good. LOL, *N Sync sucks at football. “THROW THAT PIGSKIN!” (that would be made of me and pork, thank you very much)
*~Justy-he almost go it. LOL, he like died. I think Dawson and Taylor were making fun of *N Sync. I wouldn’t blame ‘em. –Later- A thousand bucks just for draggin his non-athletic ass over there. I bet it’s just ‘cuz he’s Justin. UGH! Dawson’s really good. Gotta love him. He hooked the girl up!
*~JC- he got her PAAAYYD! Right smack dab in the middle. Liked his um, hard-core look. I knew I saw Jerome in the crowd.
*~Chris- Justy like smacked his ass for good luck. He missed though. Chris wanted to change the rules. Carson like wants to kick his assth. “It’s a trick hole, with the silvery stuff!” –Lancth. That’s what you’d like to think, huh Lancth?

Running line crap: JC and Lancth vs. Chris and Joey. Justin, oh he’s a wimp. LOL. Chris just jumped and landed on his feet. JC jumped and fell. “Joey…no comment” LMAO. Joey got massive air on his jump. In slow motion, Lancth looked looked like he coulda broke his neck. Joey went pretty fast on those tire like things. That’d be funny if he fell. Lancth can run. That’s all I can say. That boy can run. See, those high school days paid off after all! Hmm, Lancth and Joey fought. Typical, they’re gay lovers. I thought I saw some crotch grabbing there. NO, that’s only for Justy people!

Performance: They weren’t warmed up, you can tell. Therefore, they sounded like crap. At least they were live. I LOVED THEIR DANCE MOVES. Camera shoulda showed the guys more, instead of screaming fans. They shoulda hired Steve. It needed to show them during, “I’m giving up I know for sure…”, but NOOO. Was it me or did Chris’s mic turn on suddenly in, “So, I’m leavin you behind…” ‘cuz it sure sounded like it. JC was on crack in the last chorus when the put a close up on him.

- LOL, Chris and Lancth ran with the check. Loved Chris’s little dances. They seem really happy. BSB’s #1? Sorry, but AJ’s tear drop thingy is soo fake. Brian’s nostrils are like as big as my fist when everything turns white but his face in the hospital. Wont even talk about Howie. Hey, when’d this become a BSB review. I take it all back. BYE!

Carson Sucks. Foosball is the devil!