Why Shazam is my favorite member
OK, I know you're thinking, "Why hamster teeth? He's on crack!" Yes, I do know, but I shall tell you why JC has taken a place in my heart. Well, he does have a girlfriend (Bobbi), and she's lucky because she gets the chance to jump his bones. YOU GO GIRL! Ok, here's the reasons...1. His love for music.
I love music too! All kinds. Hell, I'm in band. The way he sings, it can really make you melt ("That thing you do"). Justin, too, has that ability, but, ya know....yeah. JC has this serene voice, and he's so deeply in the music, that the tones fit perfectly. I love musically talented guys. I also like his jazz ver-shunz.
2. His acting ability
Dude, they should re-run MMC's old episodes. Not the crappy-ass 1790's MMC, but they 1990's ver-shunz. He was a great actor. He's very talented. The facial figures he does, goes well with the type of character he plays. I like that in a man. *snort*3. That boy can dance!
Yes, his thrusts have taken me over. OK, it's not only the thrusts, it's the way he moves-robotically, kinda. Like me! heh.4. He's in *N Sync
Well, he is, isn't he? Oh yeah, reasons...um...*N Sync is a great bunch of guys w/great humor and they sing really well and are well-rounded. Not like another boy band that's well known. *cough* BSB *cough* Read a little sumphin sumphin here. (Much props to the girl that wrote that!)5. He signed our guestbook
Ok, that may not have been him, but I dooo love people that sign our guestbook. *wink* *wink*Now you need to understand that this isn't a page about obsessing JC. There are a few things that piss me off:
1. He drinks, and is on crack
How could a serious, sleepy guy like JC, drink? Jesus Christ! Well, I could use that as an advantage. I'd get me some Spanish fly and put a 'lil in his drink. OOPS, you weren't supposed to read that part. Anyways, liquor is just messing up JC's system. Crack makes him so hyper that leads to being, well, you know.2. When he tries to make funny jokes, or get in the conversation.
THE CRACK DOESN'T REALLY HELP ON THIS LINE OF DUTY, JC.3. His plan to become 'the favorite'
You is always be da favorite in mah book. Sorry, Justy took over me there. ok. JC, you aint gonna be it, ok? Dayum, Justin's young, he aint on crack, he's foine, and he's got thee voice. How can fans resist? You're older and waaay too skinny to be it."Wipe-out" is soo like me, it's scary. His personality makes me forget that he has a g/f, and that he drinks. Not many guys can do that. I'm not saying I love him or that I even have a chance with him. Hell, a chance with JC, would be "far-fetched". I'm simply statying why I like him because we need to update more. LOL. I don't like him for the looks, but the talent and personality within him. Oh, we have another thing in common. We have "thug appeal" (as shown in my bio picture) and we have the same kind of necklace, except he's a Leo, and I'm a Libra, so the signs are different. I lost my black thread thingy a lot time ago, so I replaced it with a ball chain. We're truely linked....
His is the Lion. Mine's the crappy balance thingy. Yoth! So that's why I have an infatuation for MR. Serious. Even in MMC. He's really inspired me to be in the entertainment business somehow. That, I really feel strongly about. So, there. He's also my source of confidence, along with the other members of *N Sync. So, with that all said, THANK YOU *N SYNC!! (Not like they'll ever read this or anything)
I don't fricken give a damn about you and JC!