
Recently I've been going to the *NSYNC AOL message boards and found out that they are run by teenies! About 80% of the messages are about teenies confessing their "love undying devotion" for their favorite *NSYNCer and also fighting about which person is going to marry who! Oh, and not to mention the fights about who's better: BSB or *NSYNC. Wow! Now that's a lot of teenies! Now their digging into *NSYNC's personal lives so I posted up a message that said, "hi...alla you people need to stay out of *NSYNC's personal lives....i know a lot of you don't do this but most of you do.....but I'm just gonna refer it to everyone so don't take it personally if you don't do this....if you look at most of the messages on the message board it's usually sumthin 'bout their personal lives for example(I'm not saying that all of this is on here but just read it) "did you hear about Justin? he was caught kissing Britney Spears!" or "OMG! JCS ADOPTED! What happened to his real parents?" or maybe even "JOEY SLEPT WITH WHO?!" It's not really any of our business 'cuz if *NSYNC wanted us to know any of this, dontcha think they would tell us instead of letting us go snooping around for it?! and enough with the "I got *N Sync's email adresses" or "I got their phone numbers" !! I'm not saying that you're lying although it is a very very very big possibility that you are (99.6%) but if you do have it truthfully...then you shouldn't be given it out! It's their personal lives and again if they wanted us to know any of this stuff they would probably tell us! We need to give them some privacy! " Two people agreed, one person said "Shut up dork" and another person claimed that he/she can go into their lives if he/she wants to....hmm...very interesting. So I guess you're wondering what this has to do with humor and how does this prove that teenies start the rumors. Well I guess it applies to humor because it's kinda funny how teenies get so upset about other peoples comments. Now I'm getting to the proof. 10% of the messages are harmless stuff like asking for pics or schedules or lyrics...stuff like that...oh and other people telling teenies to shut the fuck up! The other 10% are teenies and their rumors. Some of the message titles are "Britney and Justin are going out and I have proof!" or "JC'S ADOPTED" So when did this whole issue of JC being adopted come up? Hmm...some teeny probably got thrown out of a concert after JC called a security guard on them for flashing him and trying to touch his *cough* manhood. So the teeny probably wanted revenge and started the rumor about JC being adopted. Now the twist is that some JC fans don't like him any more because he's adopted. Teenies these days! Want more proof? Some teenies are claiming that they are related to *NSYNC in some way or know them and that they know for sure that the rumors are true and they also add little things like (this one might not be on there but it's just an example...the others are on there though) " Joey and Lance were caught kissing at an afterparty and I have pictures to prove it" Note: I HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING IF THAT IS TRUE OR NOT! I JUST MADE IT UP AS AN EXAMPLE! DON'T TAKE THAT COMMENT SERIOUSLY! Okay...well...I don't have any more proof but do you need more?! Oh and by the way....by me going to these message boards, it scared me out of being a teenybopper myself so you don't have to worry anymore! (like you did anyways..) Ok...well....so it's not very funny! I had to update some how and I didn't quite finish/start on Armagedd'NSYNC yet so sit tight and I'll write it if I ever get the time....or if I'm not lazy.