Christmas is over and 'N Sync is still trying to get to their concert. The have a new pilot and everything seems to be going just fine although the pilot is a 400 pound Albanian man named Herbie.
Lance: Do you think Herbie knows how to fly a plane?
Chris: Well things appear to be going smoothly so far.
Joey: Then why the hell are we flying across another ocean?
Chris: (Looks out window) Oh shit, we are. Maybe I should go ask the pilot what's up.
All: NOOO!
Lance: How about letting Justin do it. We really don't need another dead pilot.
Chris: It wasn't my fault!
Joey: Sure, you just keep telling yourself that.
(Justin heads up to the front of the plane)
Justin: Where we be goin foo'?
Herbie: Ooka Loooka Aka Aka bon-bon.
Justin: An' dem guys say I talk weird.
Herbie: (Throws arms up in the air) AKA AKA BON BON!
Justin: Yeah, ok word. (goes back to meet the others)
Lance: What did he say?
Justin: Sumpin' bout Ricky Martin.
Joey: What?!?!
All: AHHHHHHH!!
Justin: I want mah mommy! Ware mah cell phone be at?
Joey: Hey I can't find mine either.
Chris: Neither can I…
All: AHHH! WE'RE DOOMED!
(Suddenly Herbie appears)
Herbie: (waves arms and jumps up and down) AKA AKA! (jumps out of plane with parachute)
Joey: Holy shit!
Lance: It's a conspiracy! The world is against us!
Justin: Aw you is so paranoid.
Chris: I dunno guys. Maybe Lance is right. His woman's intuition might be working again.
Lance: Hey! (tries to hit Chris with his handbag) At least I'm not an old geezer.
Joey: Yeah, and at least he's not senile.
Chris: Hey! Hey! Hey! Joey, why are you siding with him?
Joey: Oh no reason *giggles*
JC: Oh geez…
Justin: Anyway, who be flying dis big ass vessel now yo?
All: (Look at each other and run to the front of the plane to find Busta sitting in the pilot's seat with his front paws on the steering wheel)
JC: Uh wowie. That dog just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Chris: Busta, what are you doing?
Busta: (who can still talk) Must go (points paw out windshield) AKA AKA.
Lance: Um Busta, are you ok?
Busta: MUST GO! AKA AKA!
Joey: Justin, have you been teaching him ebonics again?
Justin: Naw. Ah ain't gots a clue wut he be sayin.
Chris: (waves hand in front of Busta) Guys, I think he's been… hypnotized!
Busta: AKA AKA! (turns steering wheel around in circles)
Chris: Ahh! Busta, stop it!
(the plane is now doing cartwheels as it plunges to the ground. All the 'Nsyncers are flying around the cabin hitting walls, controls, and stuff. Busta's eyes are glowing bright red.)
Busta: Mwhahahahaha!
Lance: There (bang) ow, is really something (smack) oww, wrong with that dog (smash) Owwwww!
(Suddenly Busta stops spinning the wheel. They fly upside down for a few seconds until Busta makes a loop-the-loop and everything returns to normal.)
Joey: Is everyone ok?
JC: Wowie, I think so.
Lance: Uh huh.
Chris: I guess.
Justin: Mah friggen head hurts!
Chris: (Looks at Busta) What the hell was that?
Busta: Bark!
Joey: Yay, he can't talk anymore! Woo hoo!
Lance: (the plane starts tipping down) He can't fly anymore either!
'N SYNC: AHHH!
Justin: I do hate plane crashes.
Chris: (gives Justin a strange look) What did you say?
Justin: Eh *cough* I say dat plane crashes is whack yo.
Joey: JC, what are you wearing?!?
JC: What, these? My Timbs, my baggy jeans, my thug ap... *cough* why? Gotta problem with it?
Lance: We were just wondering what happened to the zebra pants.
JC: Oh shut up!
Lance: But…
JC: SHUT UP!
Lance: (whimpers) You're mean.
Chris: (whispers to Lance) Don't worry about it. It's that time of the month for him again.
Lance: Oh *giggles*
Justin: Yo peep dis! Dare be parachutes in hea!
Chris: Yay, we're saved! (grabs Busta and puts on a parachute) Let's go!
'N SYNC: (puts on parachutes and jump out of plane)
Justin: Ahhhhh!
JC: Wee!
Joey: Thiiiss feeeelsss ggoooodddd!!!
Busta: (peeing all over and clawing Chris' arm) Bark!
Chris: Busta, calm down!
(They hit the ground. Justin rolls forward and gets tangled up in his parachute)
Justin: Aw shit! Get me outta dis freakin thang now foo's! (The rest of the group helps him out. Well except for Busta who is still traumatized from the fall.)
JC: Oh no. (looks around and sees ice and snow) We're back at the North Pole!
Joey: Ah! That elf lady is going to get me! (a penguin walks by) Hey come over here baby. (walks over to penguin who gets scared and runs away)
Chris: Joey, stop hitting on the penguins!
Lance: (gives Joey an angry look but says nothing)
Justin: Wait! If der be penguins hea dis can't be da north pole.
JC: Actually he's right… for once.
Justin: Hey!
Lance: Well if this isn't the North Pole, where are we?
Chris: Hey look over there. (points) Is that Ice Cube?
Joey: I think so.
Justin: (face lights up with joy) Yo homie! (walks over to Ice Cube and flashes a messed up gang sign.)
Ice Cube: Hey J-Dawg! Wassup man?
Justin: Welps our plane crashed an' we iz stuck in dis place dat we don't know where iz at. Where we be?
Ice Cube: Foo', you iz at da South Pole!
Justin: Ay yo, dat would 'splain da penguins.
Ice Cube: (scratched head) Uh, yeah. Look, I gots ta jet now doe. It's been real. Peace J-Dawg!
Justin: Peace! (walks back to the other guys)
Chris: What did he say Justin?
Justin: He sez we at da South Pole yo!
JC: Oh wonderful.
Joey: I like the south hehe (starts having impure thoughts)
Chris: Joey stop it!
Joey: *cough* Sorry. I'm hungry.
JC: Why don't you just go eat the stupid penguin you were following before.
Joey: Hey, good idea! (starts looking for penguin)
JC: I was KIDDING Joey!
Joey: Well I'm still hungry!
Justin: I be cold an' mah fro is saggin. (starts crying) And where mah cell phone be at?
Lance: All I know is that something weird is going on.
JC: Ya think?!?