Narrator: Well I'm the Narrator, but you can call me Sailor Ham
JC: Why did you do it?
Ham: Read your clue, dumbass
JC: come on let's investagate...Hey this is a story
Ham: No shit Sherlock! I owed it to my readers, my section was getting kinda boring. Oh and I dunno why, but I hafta say this: And I woulda gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their dog!
JC: But what did the jewlery have to do with it?
Ham: You thought I stole it? No, No, and they're fake. I was gonna give 'em to my little sis
Lance: But why'd you kiddnapp me?
Ham: To make it a better story, but you guys are so incredibly stupid, I had to get them off their asses, you almost ruined the story!
Sheriff: Well, come on kid
Ham: Gotta go, you know, serve my time in the big house...
