Chris: What's wrong Busta?
Busta: Wooof! Bark Bark
Joey: Busta go away!
-Okay, that's it! YOU ARE DOING NOTHING, AND I MEAN ALL OF YOU! GOD, MUST I DO EVERYTHING! LANCE IS IN TROUBLE SO GO GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND SAVE HIM, SO I CAN FINISH THIS STORY!
JC: Maybe your having fun watching us
-Oh, you bet I am, EXCEPT YOU DO ABSOULTLY NOTHING!!!!
JC: But we can sure use some help
-FINE! There's a clue for you in the next room, BUT FIRST SAVE LANCE DAMNIT!
JC: Well, where the hell is he?
-UH, LET'S SEE DUMBASS, I'M PRETTY SURE IF YOU FOLLOW HIS SCREAMS YOU'LL FIND HIM!
JC: Could ya just tell us?
-GOD, HE'S AT THE GIANT SAW THREE DOORS AWAY FROM YOUR LEFT!!!!GEEZ, WHAT A DITZ!
Joey: Thanks! I'M COMING LANCE!
Three doors away from their left:
Lance: HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLP!
Joey: Don't worry Lance, it's super Joey. Oh, god why the hell do I get these shitty jobs?
Joey runs up and shuts off the blades, but Silas has other plans, and turns back on the blades
Joey: No,(turns 'em off again)
Silas:(Turns it on again)
Lance: Could somebody save me already?
-Luckly for Lance, Silas's switch breaks. And Joey unties him.
Lance: Oh Joey, your my hero!!
Justin: Hey, we gots da clue!
Joey: Well, I got a better one
JC: What?
Joey: Him
Silas: (begins to chase the guys.)
JC: Look over there, a log flume, we can ride it down
N SYNC:( Climbs on a log)
Silas:( Climbs on a log and continues the chase)
-Corny music comes on
N SYNC: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
-Their log hits a bump and stops dead.
JC: Your real helpful, huh?
-OH, SHUT UP! Nothing bad ever happens in the real Scooby Doo! Anyways, Silas tries to stop his log, but the current becomes stronger.
Silas: NOOOOOOOOO!
-Silas's log hits N SYNC's and does a flip into the air with Silas still on it. N sync's log continues to move down until a turn later it comes crashing down on the ground.
Silas with log on top of him: Owww! THAT HURT, DAMNIT!
-A few minutes later at the Sheriff's office:
Sheriff: Good, job kids. You deserve a big thanks!
Justin: How abouts a big reward, ya know what I'm sayin'?
Sheriff:(ignores Justin) But who is he really?
Justin:I WANNA TAKE THE MASK OFF!
JC: NO ME
-The guys get into a fight, and Busta takes the mask off.
Chris: BUSTA!
JC: Hey, it's Mr. Whix!
Busta: (Reaches back up and takes off the Mr. Whix mask, and it's...)